By Jobless in Seattle - 05/05/2015 02:08 - United States - Katy

Today, after waking up in a panic because I was running late for work again, I realized I was fired for that exact reason the day before. FML
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Nailpolishaholic 20

Well, you just proved you weren't fired unfairly.

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superjewguy 19

no one to blame but yourself, you totally deserve it op

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CoGhostRider 31

At least you get to sleep late? Sorry about your job though

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CoGhostRider 31

Well if OP doesn't have to go to work OP can go back to sleep. Just trying to look at the best of a bad situation.

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Nailpolishaholic 20

Well, you just proved you weren't fired unfairly.

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ExtremeEncounter 32

The name of the author is Jobless in Seattle, but it says the FML came from Texas. Interesting.

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

it's a reference to "Sleepless in Seattle."

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superjewguy 19

no one to blame but yourself, you totally deserve it op

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KayDee29 31

I know the feeling OP... I hear my alarm in my dreams and while it is annoying I still don't wake up

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AndyPurdy 31

Either set 3 or more alarms so you can wake the **** up or keep losing jobs.the choice is yours

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daz18m 15

You should have tried the "better late than never" line yesterday.

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GrinchFu1 27

I've always had a problem waking up to the sound of a beeping/buzzing alarm clock. What worked for me was setting the alarm clock, which I place on the other side of the room, to radio, and setting the alarm on my phone to a really annoying song. Two different songs playing at the same time screws with my brain or something and I wake up every time to turn that nonsense off!

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Exsequor 14

Unless you have a crazy boss that fired you for being late just once, YDI entirely.

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dope_mcfly 24

If you cared about your job, you would have made a better effort to show up on time. YDI

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Emily282828 2

Good one. Why don't you tell him the cliché about the early bird getting the worm. PS don't be a douche

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