By Jobless in Seattle - 05/05/2015 02:08 - United States - Katy

Today, after waking up in a panic because I was running late for work again, I realized I was fired for that exact reason the day before. FML
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Well, you just proved you weren't fired unfairly.

no one to blame but yourself, you totally deserve it op


At least you get to sleep late? Sorry about your job though

Well if OP doesn't have to go to work OP can go back to sleep. Just trying to look at the best of a bad situation.

Well, you just proved you weren't fired unfairly.

The name of the author is Jobless in Seattle, but it says the FML came from Texas. Interesting.

it's a reference to "Sleepless in Seattle."

That's one hell of a commute.

no one to blame but yourself, you totally deserve it op

I know the feeling OP... I hear my alarm in my dreams and while it is annoying I still don't wake up

Either set 3 or more alarms so you can wake the fuck up or keep losing jobs.the choice is yours

You should have tried the "better late than never" line yesterday.

Don't feel bad. I'm running late as we speak.

Priorities -- do you have them?!

Yes he does, and they're all fucked up. :)

You know me too well

I've always had a problem waking up to the sound of a beeping/buzzing alarm clock. What worked for me was setting the alarm clock, which I place on the other side of the room, to radio, and setting the alarm on my phone to a really annoying song. Two different songs playing at the same time screws with my brain or something and I wake up every time to turn that nonsense off!

Unless you have a crazy boss that fired you for being late just once, YDI entirely.

If you cared about your job, you would have made a better effort to show up on time. YDI

Good one. Why don't you tell him the cliché about the early bird getting the worm. PS don't be a douche