Love and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying that last night was... - FML

By Hufflepuff girl - 10/10/2017 11:54

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying that last night was awesome. When I said, "What do you mean?" he answered, "Come on Jess, I bet you can't stand straight." My name is Britney, but my friend's name is Jessica. FML

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ragnarok1540 39

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Tuesday 10 October 2017 14:14

At least he didn't sleep with your father, Stephen ...

DanielleinDC 32

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Tuesday 10 October 2017 12:49

I'd love to hear his explanation for this.

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Tuesday 10 October 2017 4:51

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Wednesday 11 October 2017 3:59

I'm sorry, what? I'm all for reading between the lines but I got nothing like what you got.

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Wednesday 11 October 2017 15:45

here it is sweetbliss: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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Wednesday 11 October 2017 15:43

YYYEEEESSSSSS! I got excited when I read this one because of the names and planning to post on it but you beat me!

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Tuesday 10 October 2017 5:29

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Tuesday 10 October 2017 6:50

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Tuesday 10 October 2017 8:05

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Wednesday 11 October 2017 5:14

In what way does that change the situation?

DanielleinDC 32

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Tuesday 10 October 2017 12:49

I'd love to hear his explanation for this.

ragnarok1540 39

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Tuesday 10 October 2017 14:14

At least he didn't sleep with your father, Stephen ...

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Thursday 2 November 2017 9:39

EPIC!!

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Tuesday 10 October 2017 14:41

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Tuesday 10 October 2017 15:29

you need better friends.

ffc Squall 14

Tuesday 10 October 2017 15:38

If you're a true Hufflepuff, you'll forgive and forget. If you're smart, you'll just forget both of them.

LEbleuDESreves 10

Tuesday 10 October 2017 23:21

a confrontation is needed ... and a cleanup too ?

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