FML : Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying that last night was awesome. When I said, "What do you mean?" he answered, "Come on Jess, I bet you can't stand...

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying that last night was awesome. When I said, "What do you mean?" he answered, "Come on Jess, I bet you can't stand straight." My name is Britney, but my friend's name is Jessica. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Hufflepuff girl - / Tuesday 10 October 2017 11:54 /

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Intimacy

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By ragnarok1540 | 37

#7550843 - Tuesday 10 October 2017 14:14

At least he didn't sleep with your father, Stephen ...

By DanielleinDC | 31

#7550822 - Tuesday 10 October 2017 12:49

I'd love to hear his explanation for this.

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By HoboMeth | 32

#7550694 - Tuesday 10 October 2017 4:51

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sweetbliss3 | 37

#7551193 - Wednesday 11 October 2017 3:59

I'm sorry, what? I'm all for reading between the lines but I got nothing like what you got.

Ih8teenageangst | 18

#7551411 - Wednesday 11 October 2017 15:43

YYYEEEESSSSSS! I got excited when I read this one because of the names and planning to post on it but you beat me!

By jediloader | 12

#7550699 - Tuesday 10 October 2017 5:29

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Tripartita | 44

#7550725 - Tuesday 10 October 2017 6:50

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7550744 - Tuesday 10 October 2017 8:05

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bartsj1988 | 7

#7551212 - Wednesday 11 October 2017 5:14

In what way does that change the situation?

By DanielleinDC | 31

#7550822 - Tuesday 10 October 2017 12:49

I'd love to hear his explanation for this.

By ragnarok1540 | 37

#7550843 - Tuesday 10 October 2017 14:14

At least he didn't sleep with your father, Stephen ...

Fanawak | 8

#7559477 - Thursday 2 November 2017 9:39

EPIC!!

By really_dad? | 13

#7550863 - Tuesday 10 October 2017 14:41

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By StarkWolf_fml | 23

#7550891 - Tuesday 10 October 2017 15:29

you need better friends.

By ffc Squall | 14

#7550896 - Tuesday 10 October 2017 15:38

If you're a true Hufflepuff, you'll forgive and forget. If you're smart, you'll just forget both of them.

By LEbleuDESreves | 10

#7551129 - Tuesday 10 October 2017 23:21

a confrontation is needed ... and a cleanup too ?

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