By Hufflepuff girl - 10/10/2017 11:54

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying that last night was awesome. When I said, "What do you mean?" he answered, "Come on Jess, I bet you can't stand straight." My name is Britney, but my friend's name is Jessica. FML
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At least he didn't sleep with your father, Stephen ...

I'd love to hear his explanation for this.

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I'm sorry, what? I'm all for reading between the lines but I got nothing like what you got.

here it is sweetbliss: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

YYYEEEESSSSSS! I got excited when I read this one because of the names and planning to post on it but you beat me!

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In what way does that change the situation?

I'd love to hear his explanation for this.

At least he didn't sleep with your father, Stephen ...

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you need better friends.

If you're a true Hufflepuff, you'll forgive and forget. If you're smart, you'll just forget both of them.

a confrontation is needed ... and a cleanup too ?