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I'm an old fart. Address me as sir.
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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Checking you out

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  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • It's in the can!

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  • Consolation prize

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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    2%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    45%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    12%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    58%
  • One more and it's business time

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    3%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    16%
  • 50 quality comments

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    22%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    31%
  • Judgmental

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    59%
  • 50 favorites

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    20%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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    1%
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    3%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    3%
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    0%
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Ih8teenageangst's favorite FMLs

Remember The Girl From The "Distracted Boyfriend" Meme? Someone Found More Pictures Of Her, And They're Pretty... Shocking.

Carla Ramos is just trying to be an iStock model, and shockingly, she became a meme. FML.

By Nadine - / Thursday 28 June 2018 22:00 / France - Paris
By Hufflepuff girl - / Tuesday 10 October 2017 11:54 /
By AndI'veHadChildren - / Tuesday 10 October 2017 17:15 / United States
By "Nancy Marlin" - / Sunday 16 July 2017 13:00 /

Today, after a hard day, I allowed myself a small solitary pleasure. As I was going at it, all of a sudden a little red dot appeared on my penis. A pimple? Nope. The laser that my neighbors were using to show me that I'd forgotten to close my curtains. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 13 May 2017 21:00 / Italy