Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying that last night was awesome. When I said, "What do you mean?" he answered, "Come on Jess, I bet you can't stand straight." My name is Britney, but my friend's name is Jessica. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, during my boyfriend's birthday dinner, his father shouted, “Jessica, can you slice me a piece too?” My name isn’t Jessica and I’ve been in their family for over two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
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ragnarok1540 39
At least he didn't sleep with your father, Stephen ...
DanielleinDC 34
I'd love to hear his explanation for this.
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Comments (21)
Inkoseh 33
I hate to be on a negative side, but, he knew. Not only was there a question about what that you sent, (which he would know Jess knew) he replied to it. He would have noticed the name instantly when he replied. I'm sorry it happened. I'm thinking it's his jerk way of making you break up with him.
D_D 11
Agreed. Unless he has you guys under the same/similar pet names, then he's an even bigger dumb ass. Either way, I'm sorry OP.
bass_ftp 12
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It's not that he knew, it's just that the FML is obviously fake. I'm amazed you're the only one commenting on that and not even drawing the most likely conclusion.
TheHillfam84 7
This is clearly what is going on. Also his way of bumping up his ego
davecross 11
Somebody is cheating
TheLostWarlock 11
I REALLY hope you responded with "It's Britney, bitch"