By Anonymous - 12/11/2013 19:12 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 510
You deserved it 2 747

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Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch. :/ you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.

Maybe she's jealous because she thinks you and her ex-boyfriend are doing a little more than sleeping... (;

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You are the worst type of person.

Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch. :/ you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.

Start writing EVERYTHING down. Shouldn't take long at the rate she's going.

I would assume filing a false police report is illegal in pretty much every civilized county.

#23 how is false she's harassing them and she's probably only begun to start.

I think #23 was talking about the ex calling the cops on OP and her boyfriend.

#27 is correct.

Maybe she's jealous because she thinks you and her ex-boyfriend are doing a little more than sleeping... (;

Wow, you DID find out! Cheese for everyone!!

Of course she wouldn't want that happening. She must be keeping a watchful eye (and ear) on the both of them to make sure they don't fool around. Typical home-wrecking ex.

I'd have extremely loud, passionate sex. Give that Crazy bitch something to actually listen to, say his name and everything!

Ah, that sucks! Either ignore her or get even. She's obviously jealous of you.

Might as well make it all worth it!!

Complain to your apartment management. You shouldn't let her get away with this. At the least, it is harassment.

Gotta get your money's worth

Your money's worth of what?

Isn't calling the cops under false pretenses illegal in Canada?

I'm pretty sure making a false statement to the police is illegal in all countries, not just Canada

I live in America & they're really strict about here. But I didn't want to make assumptions & get a lot of "That's not illegal in Canada replies" so I formed it as a question.

That sounds like something I would come up with if put in OP's situation lolz XD

Poop on her door mat.

This would probably solve all conflicts.

I'm no forensic scientist but if anyone bothered to investigate who that phantom shitter was couldn't they trace your DNA or something from your poop? Lol

Theoretically, they could. Realistically though, no. They aren't going to waste hundreds if not thousands of dollars to find out who shit on someone's doorstep.

Hahahaha thank you for making my day