You are the worst type of person.

Start writing EVERYTHING down. Shouldn't take long at the rate she's going.

I would assume filing a false police report is illegal in pretty much every civilized county.

#23 how is false she's harassing them and she's probably only begun to start.

I think #23 was talking about the ex calling the cops on OP and her boyfriend.

#27 is correct.

Wow, you DID find out! Cheese for everyone!!

Of course she wouldn't want that happening. She must be keeping a watchful eye (and ear) on the both of them to make sure they don't fool around. Typical home-wrecking ex.

I'd have extremely loud, passionate sex. Give that Crazy bitch something to actually listen to, say his name and everything!

Your money's worth of what?

I'm pretty sure making a false statement to the police is illegal in all countries, not just Canada

I live in America & they're really strict about here. But I didn't want to make assumptions & get a lot of "That's not illegal in Canada replies" so I formed it as a question.

This would probably solve all conflicts.

I'm no forensic scientist but if anyone bothered to investigate who that phantom shitter was couldn't they trace your DNA or something from your poop? Lol

Theoretically, they could. Realistically though, no. They aren't going to waste hundreds if not thousands of dollars to find out who shit on someone's doorstep.

Hahahaha thank you for making my day