By Anonymous - 12/11/2013 19:12 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML
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olpally 32

Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch. :/ you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.

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NewYork0212 4

Maybe she's jealous because she thinks you and her ex-boyfriend are doing a little more than sleeping... (;

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olpally 32

Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch. :/ you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.

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SWC_Penguin 17

Start writing EVERYTHING down. Shouldn't take long at the rate she's going.

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knight2109 12

I would assume filing a false police report is illegal in pretty much every civilized county.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

#23 how is false she's harassing them and she's probably only begun to start.

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TheCaramelKing 11

I think #23 was talking about the ex calling the cops on OP and her boyfriend.

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NewYork0212 4

Maybe she's jealous because she thinks you and her ex-boyfriend are doing a little more than sleeping... (;

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dvojplisen 25

Wow, you DID find out! Cheese for everyone!!

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sunnyray812 42

Of course she wouldn't want that happening. She must be keeping a watchful eye (and ear) on the both of them to make sure they don't fool around. Typical home-wrecking ex.

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Sh3lbs 6

I'd have extremely loud, passionate sex. Give that Crazy bitch something to actually listen to, say his name and everything!

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Ariet 20

Ah, that sucks! Either ignore her or get even. She's obviously jealous of you.

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Welshite 39

Complain to your apartment management. You shouldn't let her get away with this. At the least, it is harassment.

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Zimmington 21

Isn't calling the cops under false pretenses illegal in Canada?

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DaDezza244 31

I'm pretty sure making a false statement to the police is illegal in all countries, not just Canada

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Zimmington 21

I live in America & they're really strict about here. But I didn't want to make assumptions & get a lot of "That's not illegal in Canada replies" so I formed it as a question.

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NandaPanda 22

That sounds like something I would come up with if put in OP's situation lolz XD

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Kibaruto 33

This would probably solve all conflicts.

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CrabbityAnn 10

I'm no forensic scientist but if anyone bothered to investigate who that phantom shitter was couldn't they trace your DNA or something from your poop? Lol

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ApollosMyth 22

Theoretically, they could. Realistically though, no. They aren't going to waste hundreds if not thousands of dollars to find out who shit on someone's doorstep.

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