FML : Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going...

Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 12 November 2013 19:12 / Canada

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By olpally | 32

#5752463 - Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:47

Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch. :/ you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.

By NewYork0212 | 4

#5752469 - Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:48

Maybe she's jealous because she thinks you and her ex-boyfriend are doing a little more than sleeping... (;

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By datbadvodoojuju | 6

#5752459 - Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:46

First

Kibaruto | 33

#5752462 - Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:46

You are the worst type of person.

By olpally | 32

#5752463 - Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:47

Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch. :/ you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.

SWC_Penguin | 17

#5752468 - Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:47

Start writing EVERYTHING down. Shouldn't take long at the rate she's going.

knight2109 | 12

#5752527 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 0:10

I would assume filing a false police report is illegal in pretty much every civilized county.

SweetasCandy0609 | 28

#5752552 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 0:29

#23 how is false she's harassing them and she's probably only begun to start.

TheCaramelKing | 11

#5752560 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 0:34

I think #23 was talking about the ex calling the cops on OP and her boyfriend.

knight2109 | 12

#5752788 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 4:53

#27 is correct.

By NewYork0212 | 4

#5752469 - Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:48

Maybe she's jealous because she thinks you and her ex-boyfriend are doing a little more than sleeping... (;

dvojplisen | 25

#5752571 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 0:39

Wow, you DID find out! Cheese for everyone!!

sunnyray812 | 42

#5752705 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 3:32

Of course she wouldn't want that happening. She must be keeping a watchful eye (and ear) on the both of them to make sure they don't fool around. Typical home-wrecking ex.

Sh3lbs | 6

#5753361 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 16:57

I'd have extremely loud, passionate sex. Give that Crazy bitch something to actually listen to, say his name and everything!

By Ariet | 20

#5752470 - Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:48

Ah, that sucks! Either ignore her or get even. She's obviously jealous of you.

By Ghost308 | 11

#5752478 - Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:50

Might as well make it all worth it!!

By Welshite | 39

#5752479 - Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:50

Complain to your apartment management. You shouldn't let her get away with this. At the least, it is harassment.

By kellenp10 | 9

#5752484 - Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:51

Gotta get your money's worth

cactusdesu | 15

#5752491 - Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:53

Your money's worth of what?

By Zimmington | 21

#5752485 - Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:52

Isn't calling the cops under false pretenses illegal in Canada?

DaDezza244 | 31

#5752640 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 1:57

I'm pretty sure making a false statement to the police is illegal in all countries, not just Canada

Zimmington | 21

#5752779 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 4:42

I live in America & they're really strict about here. But I didn't want to make assumptions & get a lot of "That's not illegal in Canada replies" so I formed it as a question.

By NandaPanda | 22

#5752496 - Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:54

That sounds like something I would come up with if put in OP's situation lolz XD

By Grand_Cookie | 21

#5752501 - Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:55

Poop on her door mat.

Kibaruto | 33

#5752514 - Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:58

This would probably solve all conflicts.

CrabbityAnn | 10

#5752531 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 0:11

I'm no forensic scientist but if anyone bothered to investigate who that phantom shitter was couldn't they trace your DNA or something from your poop? Lol

ApollosMyth | 22

#5752620 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 1:32

Theoretically, they could. Realistically though, no. They aren't going to waste hundreds if not thousands of dollars to find out who shit on someone's doorstep.