Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate of 4 years is sleeping with my ex of 7 years. Yesterday, she showed up to court as a witness for him and lied on the stand to try to get the protection order dropped. She's on the lease, so I have to live with this snake for 2 more months. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
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Top comments
olpally 33
Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch. :/ you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.
NewYork0212 4
Maybe she's jealous because she thinks you and her ex-boyfriend are doing a little more than sleeping... (;
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Comments (81)
allplayedout 20
Obviously your SO needs to file a restraining order against her; even if it's only a paper shield it'll come in handy when you have to take her ass to court when her behavior inevitably escalates. The good news is that people who consistently call the cops for no reason may quickly find that the cops turn against them and their petty grievances when they could be doing actual police work, so the cops will learn to hate her as much as you do.
Ian_from_0070 16
Please EXcuse yourself
awkwardloveannie 28
I'm going to call you Carlos Aziz
sunnyray812 42
Exactly! Let her know she cannot control your relationship, and that is YOUR man, no longer hers! Hopefully, the sounds of you and your boyfriend's passionate lovemaking will be too much for her and drive her away. Not saying this is going to work. It could backfire, but it's up to you, OP, on what you want to do to deal with this issue. I wish you and your boyfriend the best of luck.
ptoka 20
#42, what's your EXplanation for ruining this thread?
JMichael 26
Start planning your revenge.
hazardmuffin 21
Luckily for you, the cops likely won't tolerate her bullshit for long. Still, get a restraining order. Even if you can't do anything about her living near you, you can at least have some leverage over her should legal issues happen.
anonymous12586 5
KILL THAT BITCH. NOW!!
virgo24 5
this sucks.
jenevil27 9
restraining order ASAP