Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate of 4 years is sleeping with my ex of 7 years. Yesterday, she showed up to court as a witness for him and lied on the stand to try to get the protection order dropped. She's on the lease, so I have to live with this snake for 2 more months. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
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olpally 32
Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch. :/ you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.
NewYork0212 4
Maybe she's jealous because she thinks you and her ex-boyfriend are doing a little more than sleeping... (;
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Comments (81)
MidnaLink 33
That was very EXcessive.
CrabbityAnn 10
Ow, that sucks. Having lived above a sphycho bitch who wanted to make my life hell in the past, I can feel your pain. The best payback is to make sure she sees (and hears) how happy you two are and how little she effects you (even if she does). Try to befriend the neighbors before she does too.
CrabbityAnn 10
Somebody mentioned writing stuff down. We did that too for two years. it was a gigantic documant!! In the end it got us out of our contract so we could move without additional cost but it might help if you end up in court too.
Juggalette_623 9
Just report it
CrabbityAnn 10
If you're talking to me, yeah we did. Renters apparently have next to no rights in this state though. (Landlord/HOA wouldn't/couldn't do anything) Our choices were to pay a small fortune to get a lawyer on her or just move and leave her to stew in her own bitter hatred. We did the latter :)
daniel_dd31 13
They should start enforcing some type of fine for people who call the police for small things that could be solved without there help. It's true what you said. While they are somewhere responding over something completely not worth there time, someone could be in serious trouble. For example, my brother got a cut over his eye and was bleeding really badly. Although we could of called and ambulance, we just drove him to the hospital because we know there is more serious stuff the paramedics need to attend to. People don't think about these things, which is really selfish.
TogeBara 12
Get a camera system that also records sound place it everywhere but private areas. Make sure it is closed circuit. Next time she does that show the cops you have been sleeping for the past XX hours. File charges for false reports. Profit.
MysticMonkey 9
Have very loud sex and then leave the apartment bow legged.
Evilscorpion891 3
Wow, I can't imagine the outrage that would occur if a man did what this woman is doing. Unbelievably selfish of her. You should do what others have said, document all the incidents, then get a restraining order. Once that happens, show you landlord that and try to have her kicked out. If you don't strike first, she will. Vindictive women like this don't stop, they just continue to escalate until they get what they want. Get her before she lies and gets you all in some legal trouble that could ruin your life. She might even lie about a rape. Who knows what she's capable of?
weveallbeenthere 30
this sounds crazy but keep an audio recorder going whenever you are home. then when cops come play it back for them. then ask if the can charge her with harassment and filing a false police report
imchacon22 19
Well clearly she's going nowhere. I would move, it beats having a crazy live that close to you plus she'll look real stupid calling the cops when nobody lives there anymore
Setareh23 34
Moving would be nice, but you usually have to sign a one-year contract for an apartment. If it gets worse though, I would definitely suggest sub-letting it.
ABillOnFire 15
jeez, bitter much?
mirandaalex 4
I'd watch out for her! She may have a plan to get him back.