Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate of 4 years is sleeping with my ex of 7 years. Yesterday, she showed up to court as a witness for him and lied on the stand to try to get the protection order dropped. She's on the lease, so I have to live with this snake for 2 more months. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
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Top comments
olpally 33
Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch. :/ you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.
NewYork0212 4
Maybe she's jealous because she thinks you and her ex-boyfriend are doing a little more than sleeping... (;
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Comments (81)
HelloooooNurse 20
I think this calls for the hamster dance on repeat and leaving for a day.
Not_Impressed13 9
I had totally forgotten the hamster dance. And now you have reminded me. :(
nwh937 2
wow what a hater..
bubblyhayley 16
give as good as you get ... play with her head.
MorsFalce 12
People selfish? Whaaat? Seriously though, everyone is selfish to some point. It's when selfishness and stupidity mix... Now that is a problem.
Reality_bites 14
People like that suck. It seems to me that she wants him back and is hoping to drive a wedge between the relationship so that she can have him. I'm willing to bet that when she figures out the police tactic hasn't worked that she will try to make friends with your boyfriend by apologising to you and him and then pretending to be ok with his relationship with you, all the while trying to undermine it. OP, whatever you do, don't let her become a source of fights between you two or your relationship will never survive.
lovelyohhmee 8
I would say have some wild sex..
iKJH 7
Like a good neighbor, stay over there!
TabithaLunaa 10
Get a restraining order on the crazy bitch!
robmcm72 4
Stalker.
Omniprism 15
Restraining order or turn about is fair play.