Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate of 4 years is sleeping with my ex of 7 years. Yesterday, she showed up to court as a witness for him and lied on the stand to try to get the protection order dropped. She's on the lease, so I have to live with this snake for 2 more months. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
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Top comments
olpally 33
Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch. :/ you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.
NewYork0212 4
Maybe she's jealous because she thinks you and her ex-boyfriend are doing a little more than sleeping... (;
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Comments (81)
JadeStonewolf 5
I'm pretty sure that's illegal. You can't waste the police's time like that.
sosoram 23
if you live in a big complex, you should be able to request to move into another one then get the restraining order. that way she can't harass you two.
Rainhawk94 27
#42 see yourself to the EXit
Not_Impressed13 9
It sounds as though your options are fairly straightforward. 1. File a harassment complaint with the police. 2. Contact your landlord and explain the situation. If he or she is a decent landlord, your bf's ex could be evicted. (Don't quote me on this one. I would have to double check.) 3. Confront her about it. 4. Move. 5. Live with it. I recommend options 1, 2 or 3.
Gb1625 7
i think they both should talk .ask ur boyfriend to meet her and trust me it might just work maybe she's just jealous
bandeek 30
Obviously she's jealous. Talking to her won't stop her from being jealous.
Elharrouchi 6
You can expect anything from a jealous EX bitch
chocolatelvr 5
Maybe you and your boyfriend could take up roller-skating. Or become masters if the pogo-stick.
lola18_fml 2
Good luck...
worldclassrager 41
Maybe she should get her hearing checked...I guess she is hearing the wrong apartment... Actually never mind...maybe you can request a change or something to deal with her..
alycion 39
Explain to the apt complex what is going on. If there is a free unit that is comparable they may let either you or her move. Also, some apartments will evict over harassment of other tenants. Whenever there is an incident, complain to them.