Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate of 4 years is sleeping with my ex of 7 years. Yesterday, she showed up to court as a witness for him and lied on the stand to try to get the protection order dropped. She's on the lease, so I have to live with this snake for 2 more months. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
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Top comments
olpally 33
Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch. :/ you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.
NewYork0212 4
Maybe she's jealous because she thinks you and her ex-boyfriend are doing a little more than sleeping... (;
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Comments (81)
kappinlivy 9
At least they Rae not doing what I thought they were when I started reading this fml
Greenmarsh 31
Only 1 year?
Dre27 20
Reading this was EXcruciatingly painful
SkyGuy32 17
Meanwhile the paramedics are actually just being used as a quick taxi to take people to the hospital for follow-up checks or scheduled surgery or something. Google "happy medic blog," he's a paramedic who talks about what they actually do vs. what they should do.
xomelodygervais 8
She came crying at our door with her baby today because her boyfriend was beating her. Most people would of turned her away. I took her in and helped her find somewhere to go and called the police with her for domestic violence. Clearly there are other problems going on down there. We are moving at the end of the month!
IIIIIIIII 7
Crazy ex-girlfriends these days..
CaBur 5
Bitches be crazy
Kurby14 21
if she calls them about you both too many times, that can qualify as harassment and you can make a compliant about her. hope it works out in the end for you!
seguinbabe 2
You can file a harassment charge on her or falsifying a police report as well. good luck