Stop using this as an excuse

By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 22:00

Today, I had to tell my ex-husband I’m a lesbian. I’m not, he just keeps trying to win me back, but it worked, he now thinks there’s no chance for us. Unfortunately, he mentioned it to my mom, who “always suspected” and is now obsessively trying to set me up with every lesbian she knows. FML
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Now you're going to have to date a few of them to keep up the ruse. Oh, what a tangled web we weave, blah, blah, blah, ... carpet munching.

Are you sure you are not a lesbian? What other possible reason could you have for breaking up with your ex? But seriously, I don’t think it helps anyone to intentionally miss-identify their orientation. Mom is probably working with your ex to test if you are really a lesbian. If you have no interest in ever getting back together with your ex just tell him that. If he persists get a restraining order.

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Are you sure you are not a lesbian? What other possible reason could you have for breaking up with your ex? But seriously, I don’t think it helps anyone to intentionally miss-identify their orientation. Mom is probably working with your ex to test if you are really a lesbian. If you have no interest in ever getting back together with your ex just tell him that. If he persists get a restraining order.

Now you're going to have to date a few of them to keep up the ruse. Oh, what a tangled web we weave, blah, blah, blah, ... carpet munching.

Well, let us know if she succeeds!😅

you absolutely deserve this, hope you enjoy your lie!

Might as well give it a try, see how it pans out.

so you lied to your ex, instead of properly telling him to leave you alone. Bravo, YDI, now go find a nice lesbian to date and see what happens. also why is he talking to your mom, didn't you tell her NOT to talk to him?

You freakin deserve it