What the fuck happened?

Am I the only one that notices "next to me" is written twice?

1 Nope, I noticed.

kill it with fire! kill it with firrrrrrre

maybe some STD or something or a lot of STDs like the man equivalent of a blue waffle

I would have kicked it and walked away..

17 Maybe the first "next to me" was referring to the urinal, and the second was referring to the guy? Nah, it's still repetitive.

Haha I didn't notice it the first time. Weird...

3- I'm assuming nuclear radiation or something cool

maybe his dick is normal yours is not? or he has an STI

Only after sleeping with a hooker in Thailand

74 lmao :D

#74 Speaking from experience?

Yes, auzzrage. The burning sensation when you pee is entirely normal.

I'm still waiting on my answer... Is it supposed to look this way?

...Just go back in your stall and hope it doesn't touch you

Id straight up sparta kick that fuckin pervert in the chest

#54 I hope you know blue waffles aren't real ...

Maybe he had an actual beehive on there!! Or was there just a lot of red pubes?? Either way, if it looked angry, run bitch run!!!

scarred and awkward? LOL!

I wonder how many "next to me"s can be put together before I realize there's more than 1

And ihop with you sounds delicious

Why would you hope that???

Because that's how his looks and he wants it to be normal

i really hope u said yes

Think he was just excited to se you

I can't imagine what it looks like in actual person, on a total stranger because I have seen pictures that have made me want to barf

^ like your picture.... :-0==={~}

I ate a live cute puppy once

:O

38 you made my day

38: that's a fennec fox, not a puppy.

You wonder? You're crazy. I'm specifically trying NOT to wonder how he did that to himself.