Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML
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schwancy 2
Oooo did you win? Is your prize a dip-shit boyfriend?
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Comments (192)
Rob207 3
should have done anal
TomasT 0
3 years???? ****... that's a lot. Religion is a bitch!
blankettt 0
OP or her boyfriend (hopefully ex-boyfriend, by now) may have chose not to have sex with each other for reasons other than religious beliefs.
MissErikaHart 0
well he only gives it to u once every 3 years so u ain't losin too much.
MissErikaHart 0
besides, u with sum1 for 3 years and no sex, that ain't ur bf, that's what u call a friend
boopityboppity 11
If you believe the only (or main) difference between a girlfriend/boyfriend and just a friend is that you have sex with one, then I feel very sorry for you, 45.
InfiniteSecret 20
Wow there is something very wrong with you
InfiniteSecret 20
Wow so you get romantic with your friends. There are a lot if intimate things that you can do with your partner that you don't do with your friends. If this is true than you are way more intimate with your friends than I am with mine.
anthony287 3
I guess the other girl won lol
dez55 0
24- I have been dating my bf for two years and we are waiting til marriage. it's very possible to keep a guy faithful and happy withOUT sex. I hope someday you can find a guy that sees your worth more then just a good time.
RedPillSucks 33
Bill Clinton style It's not sex honey, ..., honest.
xgetxbentx 13
49 - yeah, if you guys both have the same views. when one partner wants sex and the other doesn't it's a lot harder for that one to remain faithful. it shouldn't be like that, but it is.
SmallTownCutie 0
You can respect yourself and nit wait till marriage as long as you're responsible. You might marry a man, and on your honeymoon you may find out you're nit sexually compatible, or you just don't enjoy it. You also don't have to go around being a ****.
KaSeY148 0
Very True, I Agree!
Briangyd 0
ditch him!
xiiijinx 5
YDI for not putting out
shadowwarrior247 2
welcome to the real world, jr.