Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML
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schwancy 2
Oooo did you win? Is your prize a dip-shit boyfriend?
bunniex1 11
Aaarrreee weeee taaaalkiiing liiikeeee thiiis fooooor aaas reeeeaaaasssoonn
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Comments (192)
ManaUser 0
I guess this probably means the other girl was better too :( he would have been stupid to say anything if he thought OP was better.
MissErikaHart 0
oh well I am not bored. this is one of many apps on my phone that I play with. half the shit I say that's goin against the grain is simply cuz I kno it's not gonna sit well with someone and they're gonna talk about it. i like reading what everyone has to say. even the stuff that's said about me has genuinely made me laugh a few times. as far as what people do and do not "tolerate" on this site is nothing that concerns me. if I wanna b stupid and look ignorant on here then that's what I'm gonna do. and u will tolerate that.
Combat_Mushroom 3
so... who was better?
omgshaylaaa 0
wtf is up with everyone jumping down erikas throat? yeah she types pretty funky but hey so do alotttt of people on the Internet. you guys are getting way too involved in trying to bring this girl down. geez let up.. you guys are like a pack of wild animals.
hannah1203 2
Was it you? Cause if it wasn't, you might want to start looking for a new boyfriend.
chelsc 0
miss Erika, all that means is that u probly have every STD under the sun sweetie! u can't put a time limit on when to have sex idiot! obviously u do, which means ur probly looser than a crack ***** on the weekend!
omega802 0
WTF no wonder it took u guys three years
JABabY 0
Daaaaaaammmmmnnnnnn did u! lol funny tho
darkfalling 4
Erika may not share your opinion on life, but I take offence to your remark that her purpose in life is to "spread her legs as much as possible". Are you one of those people who assume women are ****** because they enjoy sex? People have the freedom to express themselves these days. We do not live in an archaic society where women are supposed to be pristine little creatures of glass who hide their sexuality. Women who enjoy sex are not ******. Women who choose to work as escorts (legal in my country) are not dirt. I hope one day people can be accepting of each other. Yes it is possible to be in a sexless relationship and be in love. Yes it is socially acceptable to be sexually active before marriage. Unless you live in Saudi Arabia, lighten the **** up. As for the OP, *hugs*!
FFML_314 12
Did you miss that "(which came straight from you)" part?