Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML
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schwancy 2
Oooo did you win? Is your prize a dip-shit boyfriend?
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Comments (192)
KYLAsaysRAWR 0
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repost... YDI for not sleeping with him before 3years... a guys gonna more than likely cheat if no sex.
chili10 18
maybe she was practicing abstinence and he talked her into having sex with him. don't be stupid, nobody deserves to be cheated on just because they didn't put out sooner.
Spierdalaj 7
Maybe they were really young? Don't judge.
boopityboppity 11
If the person you're dating would cheat if he didn't get to sleep with you, you shouldn't be dating that person.
Grace_46 0
Youre a stupid ***** if you seriously believe that. A girl does not deserve to be cheated on just because she doesnt spread her legs in the first 2 days. Not everyone can be you.
chili10 18
ydi for letting him make the disicions ... it's as much your say as his...
chili10 18
decisions*
manonwater 0
what a dick!!! hope you dumped his sorry ass!!!
denvan 0
ouch that one stung. hope you dumped his cheating dick
taperjeangirl4 0
three years! what the....
craphappened 4
Yank out his penis! Grr. Your bf is an asshole. FYL indeed.
Breathtaking 0
Hahaha three years of waiting for one and just only one time ydi for being such an idiot
chili10 18
how is op the idiot? she would have stayed with him if he hadn't have been a cheating asshole.
nxlcorey 0
that sucks
KingDingALing 9
1- I know right! Since when does the guy decide when to have sex? :p
rockr_chick 5
im guessing OP didnt win or he might not have told her that :/