Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
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Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML
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schwancy 2
Oooo did you win? Is your prize a dip-shit boyfriend?
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Comments (192)
kittykiller897 0
So who was better?
spady62287 0
what's wrong with trial and error?
blankettt 0
@47, I agree completely. While sex is nice, and with the right person, can be downright incredible, there are many other differences in friends and significant others. Obviously, it was a douche move on his part. To see who's better? I dont think thats what it should be about, besides, communication, trust, and respect, and love are a few things that will make the difference between sex with someone else being "good" and "amazing". He obviously had none of those feelings for OP. Maybe this is just me.
MissErikaHart 0
it's more than sex of course but 3 yrs. come on. that's an engagement.
MissErikaHart 0
no1s gettin any younger, IMO that's too long to wait
thebravers 0
So who's better? Did he made up his mind already? I hope not :P
WTFreversed 5
so that's why it took three years to have sex shit bro no sex for three years that sucks
aback 5
He meant he's been sleeping with a guy. He's trying to figure out which he likes better.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Hahahah And chose the guy.
wDeemish 0
What a scum _|_
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
Damn OP... that's sad I hope he's your ex now...