Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML
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schwancy 2
Oooo did you win? Is your prize a dip-shit boyfriend?
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Comments (192)
randomnameflob 0
three years without sex... are you dead?
kilogreen25 0
That's what you get for making him wait so long!! Bahahhahahaha
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Wait... weren't you talking about how purity is the way to go a few days ago, Erika? I'd check, but the FML was deleted.
skittle68 0
Don't listen to 45- she lives in Vegas, and is probably an "escort" and has different views when it comes to sex. Three years is a long time, but that doesn't mean they were just friends. Probly means they are young.
underguarded 20
what a jerk!!! you should totally hurt his pride and say his dick is small
kportal69 5
soooooo who did he choose??
smiley1014 23
Hey 49... your Bf is probably cheating on you too. Guys don't wait 2 years not to have sex. It's not how we are built
boopityboppity 11
What, you weren't built with a brain and the ability to make decisions? Speak not for all of us, 89. Speak for yourself and only yourself. I can't imagine what it must be like to have such an atrocious viewpoint.
MissErikaHart 0
Irishjane, i think I kno what ur talkin about. I didn't say nothing about purity really. the fml was about a pregnancy/miscarriage or and someone made a comment like, omg u don't need to b married to b preg, step into this day n age or century, something like that. and to that I said something about that's y our world is shit and coming to an end cuz people think certain things like not being married b4 children are ok just cuz the times were living.
MissErikaHart 0
ok, 84 I don't kno what u trying to hate on me and Vegas and escorts for but it's cool. you ain't better than nobody here and especially not me so **** what u think about what my views on stuff might b. to me if ur in a relationship that freakin long and there's no sex or some type of marriage talk involved then it is just a friendship. and if they ain't havin sex cuz they're too young then their relationship ain't that ****** serious to b worried about
lucidlucia 0
Wow...Your boyfriend is a douche bag. I hope he wasn't as good as the other guy you've been dating.
dirtyoldman27560 0
I just hope he wasn't your first. That's a horrible way to start.