Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML
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schwancy 2
Oooo did you win? Is your prize a dip-shit boyfriend?
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Comments (192)
thepirate19 3
it may not be the only reason but it's a reason. nobody is going to stat with somebody if they aren't getting some that's childish to think that and sad if you are like that
MissErikaHart 0
oh yea and another thing I'm not moving ramblings anywhere. what the ****? u think u run shit over here? please. I'll post whenever I want, whenever I want. it really shouldn't bother u that much like seriously. I'm just on this site chillin killin time like everybody else. anything I say it's like u take it to such a personal level. like it's not that serious. u just love being confrontational and having the last word in everything. honestly to me, u act like a freakin girl!!!
boopityboppity 11
Why attempt to be condescending to me when you have proven yourself to have a minimal grasp of relationship comprehension? I have been in relationships. You shouldn't assume anything.
ttyl99 0
106 i find it very funny how at the end of your comment you write and i quote "you act like your a freakin girl" yet well your screen name says Miss....... so i implied you are a girl quite a bit of irony in that dont you think?
MissErikaHart 0
oh I bet u have been in "relationships" please. what did u do, go out with a girl for a whole school year? get a couple ******** maybe...? u probably even lost ur virginity this summer too huh? i know what it takes to b in a relationship. me n my man been living together for 3 years. gonna get married, sometime in the next year or so. and u kno what? if he decided not to **** me for three years, I wouldn't consider that a very good relationship. and ur ******* lying to urself if u say otherwise.
Freeze_fml 17
I would be ******* lying to myself if I said you didn't type like a retard.
boopityboppity 11
You clearly didn't even read the second half of my comment. Don't ever make assumptions, and don't be condescending. I wish you happiness in your marriage. Congratulations. I know I'm not lying to myself much better than you do. Also, your entire first section is wild, fallacious speculation.
FFML_314 12
Can I borrow someones sling shot? I have great aim and MissErika is right in my line of fire.
eliasnader 0
After sleeping with him, you should tell him : "I've seen better" :D
FFML_314 12
What's strikes me as unbelievable, is this girl doesn't even have the brain capacity to remember a simple username. "bippity bippity" MissErika, I have been arguing with you for 3 days now, mostly because you are slowly understanding how your contradicting words, condescending attitude, irritating text, irrational comments and unwarranted insults are absurd. You are starting to grasp what a complete wreck you are and that people on this website /don't/ tolerate it. You may be here passing time, because your life serves no real purpose other than to cater to your man and spread your legs whenever possible (which came straight from you), but most of the people on here, come here because they enjoy it, they have people here they talk with and they have a personal interest invested into this site. We don't need to come on every FML and see your garbage spewed all over the page, because you're "bored" and have nothing better to do.