Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a major accident then stopped to help the drivers....

By JMU - 06/07/2009 19:34 - United States

Today, I saw a major accident then stopped to help the drivers. I was on my way to a rest stop to use the bathroom so as we were waiting for police I went into the woods and I come out to the police arresting me for public urination. One of the drivers said I was "using the woods for a bathroom." FML

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By fishyrael - 12/11/2019 01:00

Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML

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By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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By Tom - 06/06/2017 11:00 - United States - Antelope

Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML

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When you gotta go, you gotta go

By Amanda Howard - 15/03/2020 09:00

Today, I came home after being stuck in traffic needing to pee really badly. When I went to the bathroom, my boyfriend was on the toilet. I couldn't hold it longer, so I went into the woods behind our house and found a bush. Relieving myself, my butt started to itch. I was sitting in poison ivy. FML

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By CJ 84 - 19/01/2019 14:00

Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML

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By trippiex - 30/11/2019 20:00

Today, I was driving by the carnival and I really had to use the bathroom. I saw a porta-potty next to a house, so I parked in their front yard to use the bathroom very quickly. I came out to see a group of teenage boys urinating on my car. FML

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Pissed

By anonymous - 19/10/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents' house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML

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By blonde - 29/09/2010 07:08 - Australia

Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 22:44 - United States

Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one who's in my math class, noticed me, despite me trying to hide. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML

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ArtsySwag 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:39

So... you helped one of the drivers and they reported you? That's so rude. And besides, a little pee won't hurt the trees.

Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:37

That's a crime?!?

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IExist121 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:37

Sucks.

LilHitla 15

Friday 23 January 2015 21:58

That would piss me off.

Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:37

That's a crime?!?

Ox_Baker 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:19

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WIDRR 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:44

He didnt say he took a dump ******. And he also didnt say that he was visible from the road ******. The drivers told the cop he was in the woods going to the bathroom. ...******

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Tuesday 7 July 2009 4:31

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silvermoonstar3 3

Tuesday 7 July 2009 16:53

in the US, it is a crime, even if you go a mile into the woods and it's just to pee. They've arrested people for that. YDI, the drivers told the truth! What would you do if you were them and the police were like "umm... where is the driver of that car?" I mean, even if you say you don't know, when they see you coming out of the woods, they're going to KNOW what you were doing and arrest you. PS, you're a sex offender now (so long as you live in the US).

tenniskettle 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:39

thats what ya get for trying to be a good samaritian lesson: never help people, it ends badly

munchly 17

Thursday 1 April 2010 15:34

agreed

ArtsySwag 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:39

So... you helped one of the drivers and they reported you? That's so rude. And besides, a little pee won't hurt the trees.

mangotreats 2

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:53

agree with #9. the cops should have let it go...wait ARRESTED?! for taking a whiz in the woods? i don't think i believe this one

Roto13 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:06

Yeah. The worst that would happen would be a written citation or something. There's no way he would get arrested for it.

spunky_butt 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 4:04

People get arrested for it all the time. Trust me- I've lived in New Orleans over Mardi Gras.

ivals 3

Sunday 12 July 2009 11:24

Yes pissing on trees is like fertilizer, really!

cowstrike 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:40

One more reason why you should never help people jk :P

meanie_monday 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:41

You should've pissed on the cop.

nuclear 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:42

What an asshole! After you tried to help him/her! To be honest I had no idea peeing in the woods was a crime. Huh.

haha_goodone 3

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:44

...And that's why you never attempt to help a stranger. Also who doesn't know that pissing outside is a crime? (not saying the OP is stupid, I've pissed outside plenty of times, but to the people writing the comments...are you idiots?

nuclear 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:05

Yeah, I guess I am an idiot. I obviously know pissing in public where everyone can see you is illegal but not when it's in the woods where no one can exactly see you.. Maybe ticket-worthy but not getting arrested.. Excuse me for not knowing this oh-so-obvious piece of information.