Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML
Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
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maskedman 9
so it isn't a myth. girls really do poop. toilet-clogging poops.
FPsLife 5
Everything's bigger in Texas... except the toilets, eh?
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Comments (111)
blastvortex 4
Shit happens, OP. It isn't the end of the world. Of course, you are the one that clogged the toilet, so there's no reason not to click "YDI" either.
Emyboy207 0
Way to ruin the moment!
erjaguam 0
sheesh. get a plunger, pump the toilet, and move on.
original_angie 0
ahahaha lmao! that's embarrasing!
Mahyar 2
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Lol lol.
razzos 0
IMO, the funniest part about this is the fact that you've been dating for 6 months and just now staying the night at his place.
R3kli3 10
Oh Jesus Lord!!!
Namenlos_fml 20
Your boyfriend came out GAGGING?! What a pussy.
beer01 0
When my bf first invited me to his house I made sure I was good to go.
13__Loki__13 1
Tell him you were making room for his manhood. He will forget the smell.
alexFYL 11
hahahahahahhaaa! I love it