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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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Smells like teen shit

By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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By musicaddict - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML

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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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By impatient amy - 27/01/2009 14:23 - Ireland

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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You deserved it 760

maskedman 9

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:31

so it isn't a myth. girls really do poop. toilet-clogging poops.

FPsLife 5

Sunday 31 January 2010 13:24

Everything's bigger in Texas... except the toilets, eh?

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blastvortex 3

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:38

Shit happens, OP. It isn't the end of the world. Of course, you are the one that clogged the toilet, so there's no reason not to click "YDI" either.

Emyboy207 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:54

Way to ruin the moment!

erjaguam 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:57

sheesh. get a plunger, pump the toilet, and move on.

original_angie 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:20

ahahaha lmao! that's embarrasing!

Mahyar 2

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:41

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Lol lol.

razzos 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 18:34

IMO, the funniest part about this is the fact that you've been dating for 6 months and just now staying the night at his place.

R3kli3 10

Sunday 31 January 2010 19:01

Oh Jesus Lord!!!

Namenlos_fml 20

Sunday 31 January 2010 19:12

Your boyfriend came out GAGGING?! What a pussy.

beer01 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 19:33

When my bf first invited me to his house I made sure I was good to go.

13__Loki__13 1

Sunday 31 January 2010 19:42

Tell him you were making room for his manhood. He will forget the smell.

alexFYL 11

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:42

hahahahahahhaaa! I love it

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