Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
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Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML
Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
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Top comments
maskedman 9
so it isn't a myth. girls really do poop. toilet-clogging poops.
FPsLife 5
Everything's bigger in Texas... except the toilets, eh?
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Comments (111)
toushiro010 0
Hah, Shit happens:)
Don_fml 0
You didn't notice you clogged the toilet? YDI.
FPsLife 5
Everything's bigger in Texas... except the toilets, eh?
saaaammmmm 0
No, unfortunately. The only toilets you can buy these days are the sissy water-saving ones.
azreal_13 0
I didn't know they're are/were manly toliets out there. not urinals, toliets
heyheyt 0
to #10 girls do just poop becase everyone poops. jeez it's not thatvhatd to figure out. and for the op yeahh I agree fyl :/
UziTopete 0
you must be a fat chick whom also takes big ol' dumps as well fyl lol
BangOut 2
Stop spreading lies!!!!!!
Scrantoncity 0
Uzi must you always post on fml trying to be smart? you used "whom" wrong two out of two times. just give up and go die
Sofeee 0
wow never hurd of splash and flush
foodlover123 0
you disgust me...... plus if u were at a different place before that y didn't u use the bathroom there..... dumb-ass
headphone84 0
WTF? Didn't you have anything else to write? Filthy bitch!
sikanderimran 0
ughhhh
queen30788 0
uffffffff
wes85 2
She might not have known she clogged the toilet until after. Sometimes you can flush and it seems to go down and then when it clogs it starts overflowing. If you put the lid down you may not notice it immediately. but if you take the time to wash your hands then that should be long enough.
hiix0x0 0
Wow u must be fat
hberri331 18
Hahahaha your a huge bitch and I feel sorry for you. News flash you shit too. Unless your a douche la ga alien. Leave Op alone. Go ahead and call me fat for calling you out because that is all your lame ass can come up with.