Beggars can't be choosers.

This FML is quite confusing.

I actually think 'the guy sitting in front of her' is the same guy, but later in the FML she doesn't call him "the guy she likes" anymore, because she finds out about his masturbation problem.

so the guy you like started a conversation with you about another guy masturbating... yaa he seems great.

LOL!!!!! That sucks.

at least you know he is attracked to you

attracked? please tell me, how does one attrack?

lmao. maybe it means attract + attack. like hes so attracted to her he will attack her

A guy talking to you about another guy, masturbating? you pick the winners, don't you?

She likes the gangbang potential. Two guys, one with a masturbation problem.. One who knows about it... And a girl wanting some action.

If OP was a guy, this would be the set-up for a gay porn. Except now i don't wanna watch......
.......>.>;;........

if it was I would love to watch... or join lmao jajaja

I always thought masturbation was a pleasant topic.

Atleast your talking about SOMETHING! You should make the best of it and change the subject!

... he sure knows how to charm girls.

The guy you like talks to you about another guy's masturbation problem? Sounds like you're going to be stuck in "friend" mode. No guy ever talks to a girl about another guy who likes to jack off alot, at least no straight guy. Whoops, looks like we found another problem.

The real FML is how the crush know about the boy's masturbation problem.

Pleasant*

aww you beat me to it.

i second fireandice27

you definitely beat me to it. I saw it and said to myself, "pleasant*".

i dont get it. what did he beat you to?

u have very BAD taste!!!!!! 

Pleasant, not pleasent, dumbass.

ur about 5 comments late bro.

hey be nice

LMFAO at # 4