FML : Today, I got to talk to the guy I like. Thinking it would be about something pleasant. I was completely wrong. It was about the guy who sits in front of...

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Today, I got to talk to the guy I like. Thinking it would be about something pleasant. I was completely wrong. It was about the guy who sits in front of me and his masturbation problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Me / Sunday 31 January 2010 05:01 / United States

Intimacy

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By lilbyrd43 | 0

#812332 - Sunday 31 January 2010 12:34

A guy talking to you about another guy, masturbating? you pick the winners, don't you?

By maskedman | 9

#812342 - Sunday 31 January 2010 12:38

I always thought masturbation was a pleasant topic.

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By aeiouxuoiea | 0

#812323 - Sunday 31 January 2010 12:31

Beggars can't be choosers.

NyahNyahNyah | 2

#814614 - Monday 1 February 2010 05:06

This FML is quite confusing.

SuparSerial | 0

#1336870 - Thursday 2 September 2010 03:43

I actually think 'the guy sitting in front of her' is the same guy, but later in the FML she doesn't call him "the guy she likes" anymore, because she finds out about his masturbation problem.

peakcheer | 2

#2732430 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 08:52

so the guy you like started a conversation with you about another guy masturbating... yaa he seems great.

By pandabear948756 | 0

#812329 - Sunday 31 January 2010 12:33

LOL!!!!! That sucks.

azreal_13 | 0

#813191 - Sunday 31 January 2010 07:39

at least you know he is attracked to you

MF12 | 0

#813987 - Monday 1 February 2010 01:09

attracked? please tell me, how does one attrack?

fatalkiss | 0

#833423 - Monday 8 February 2010 04:43

lmao. maybe it means attract + attack. like hes so attracted to her he will attack her

By lilbyrd43 | 0

#812332 - Sunday 31 January 2010 12:34

A guy talking to you about another guy, masturbating? you pick the winners, don't you?

dudeitsdanny | 9

#812563 - Sunday 31 January 2010 03:25

She likes the gangbang potential. Two guys, one with a masturbation problem.. One who knows about it... And a girl wanting some action. If OP was a guy, this would be the set-up for a gay porn. Except now i don't wanna watch...... .......>.>;;........

jair_lhao | 0

#815203 - Monday 1 February 2010 10:23

if it was I would love to watch... or join lmao jajaja

By maskedman | 9

#812342 - Sunday 31 January 2010 12:38

I always thought masturbation was a pleasant topic.

crystalxa | 35

#5924853 - Thursday 24 April 2014 06:54

Atleast your talking about SOMETHING! You should make the best of it and change the subject!

By cozcat | 0

#812349 - Sunday 31 January 2010 12:41

... he sure knows how to charm girls.

By jonny2x4 | 0

#812365 - Sunday 31 January 2010 12:53

The guy you like talks to you about another guy's masturbation problem? Sounds like you're going to be stuck in "friend" mode. No guy ever talks to a girl about another guy who likes to jack off alot, at least no straight guy. Whoops, looks like we found another problem.