Intimacy: Today, I got to talk to the guy I like. Thinking it would be...

By Me - 31/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I got to talk to the guy I like. Thinking it would be about something pleasant. I was completely wrong. It was about the guy who sits in front of me and his masturbation problem. FML

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By idrathernotgiveoutmyname - 31/01/2012 02:50 - Canada

Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML

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By CALIdime_15 - 05/05/2012 05:42 - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML

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Mixed results

By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 17:00

Today, I realized that in the 3 and half month relationship with a wonderful guy I truly like, so far I've masturbated more than the whole year I was single before I met him. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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Foot-in-mouth syndrome

By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 12:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy I liked at work. He was flirting with me, and everything was going great, I was so happy, until he started talking non-stop about the extent of his foot fetish. FML

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By myusofwe - 06/02/2016 01:33 - Puerto Rico - Caguas

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML

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By socially awkward cupcake - 16/02/2017 15:52

Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML

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Not a good sign

By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 21:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 19:53 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML

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By erin - 04/02/2010 14:51 - France

Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML

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lilbyrd43 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:34

A guy talking to you about another guy, masturbating? you pick the winners, don't you?

maskedman 9

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:38

I always thought masturbation was a pleasant topic.

Comments

aeiouxuoiea 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:31

Beggars can't be choosers.

NyahNyahNyah 2

Monday 1 February 2010 5:06

This FML is quite confusing.

SuparSerial 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 3:43

I actually think 'the guy sitting in front of her' is the same guy, but later in the FML she doesn't call him "the guy she likes" anymore, because she finds out about his masturbation problem.

peakcheer 2

Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:52

so the guy you like started a conversation with you about another guy masturbating... yaa he seems great.

pandabear948756 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:33

LOL!!!!! That sucks.

azreal_13 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 19:39

at least you know he is attracked to you

MF12 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:09

attracked? please tell me, how does one attrack?

fatalkiss 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:43

lmao. maybe it means attract + attack. like hes so attracted to her he will attack her

lilbyrd43 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:34

A guy talking to you about another guy, masturbating? you pick the winners, don't you?

dudeitsdanny 9

Sunday 31 January 2010 15:25

She likes the gangbang potential. Two guys, one with a masturbation problem.. One who knows about it... And a girl wanting some action. If OP was a guy, this would be the set-up for a gay ****. Except now i don't wanna watch...... .......>.>;;........

jair_lhao 0

Monday 1 February 2010 10:23

if it was I would love to watch... or join lmao jajaja

maskedman 9

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:38

I always thought masturbation was a pleasant topic.

crystalxa 35

Thursday 24 April 2014 18:54

Atleast your talking about SOMETHING! You should make the best of it and change the subject!

cozcat 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:41

... he sure knows how to charm girls.

jonny2x4 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:53

The guy you like talks to you about another guy's masturbation problem? Sounds like you're going to be stuck in "friend" mode. No guy ever talks to a girl about another guy who likes to jack off alot, at least no straight guy. Whoops, looks like we found another problem.