Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
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Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML
Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
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maskedman 9
so it isn't a myth. girls really do poop. toilet-clogging poops.
FPsLife 5
Everything's bigger in Texas... except the toilets, eh?
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Comments (111)
hellyjellybean 0
Haaa haa that is horrible FYL I would die... I remember sth like that happened to me but the upside is that nowadays I would make sure I went to the loo somewhere where the toilet could handle it and my boyfriend wasn't waiting outside. Easy to say that now though... To everyone who is presumably joking about girls not "pooping"... I actually find that irritating because I'm tired of how girls are expected to be almost artificial... we're flesh and blood people not airy fairy sex objects. Okay its up to you what you say, but I just wanted to say that.
xsi0pao 0
good job ! ;]
jjeeboy 0
i feel so bad for u.....tht has to be so embarresing
McMarlin 4
Hahahahaha. This is hilarious. Should have looked for a plunger or something!
marleytooyou 0
eweiee why would u dump at HIS house wait till u get home girls know how to do Tharp
azn365 0
Everyone dumps. If u don't believe me, ask ur health teachers!
cellycrunk 16
that's amazing! I wish that would work for me. he just won't quit!!!
dorktastic09 0
eh. I'm a girl and I poop. take a biology course people. many and most life forms get rid of waste. and op, that sucks major balls. I can that this has happned to me. I couldn't even look at my bf...ugh. terrible. we just never talk about it.
TechnoWizard 0
I'd be proud of my girlfriend for clogging up my toilet. goodjob!
1luv1child1heart 0
why didn't u shit b4 u went to his house...? but anywho, embarrassing.