Run fast, run far

Run for the hills!! Run for your liiffee! Il just get my coat now

Indeed. I'm pretty sure this boyfriend is my crazy ex after a sex change.

Run, forest RUN. yes the downvotes are worth it.

Run into his arms after saying "yes!".

As I clicked to view the comments my only thought was 'if the first comment doesn't say "run" I'll be very disappointed' clearly I'm not disappointed.

He will find you and he will jump the broom with you. Yea....Taken.....

Unless you're the female version of Uncle Leo from Seinfield, slowly walk then increasingly run faster...

I think it may be a bit to soon.

Oh, wow. I thought it said 5 years, not 5 days. I must have had a cerebral flatulence. But either way, OP can just dump the guy and find someone else.

Fair enough.

14-I applaud you for saying brain fart in such a sophisticated way.

lol unlike the other FML where some chick said "My brain farts too sometimes."

Haha I saw that Idk why people are thumbing down #

Haha I saw that too Idk why people are thumbing down #51 Oh well

i seriously just did the same thing, then i caught it. yeah big difference in 5 days and 5 years

And on the fifth day he proposed, so on the sixth she ran. And on the seventh, he was arrested....

Hey, at least he proposed. I bet many people have to wait years for that. We also know that he does not have any commitment issues. That's definitely a plus!

On the other hand, it seems he might be too impulsive and end up proposing to someone else halfway through their engagement. :-/

Your avatar is a bad sign. No wait, just flipped my phone, you're good.

That's funny.

I'd rather be alone

I would hope not they've been together for 5 days