Caught in 480p

By fxck - 04/02/2015 19:28

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML
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Welshite 39

Wow, you took "knocking some common cents in" literally.

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urbantrashcan 18

On the bright side, you're sort of but not really a reality star now

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rocketgurl 15

That's harsh

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False_Stupidity 41

Harsh but hilarious to anyone but the OP.

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cameron6731 13

Was there some sort of pub to this comment that I am not getting?

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potatomus62 19

Bless you?

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Emzinatorbot 26

Keep your head up about OP

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_parth 20

That pun. Just no.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

You. Just no.

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GrimReefer66 29

Did it open?

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fsomelife 26

"In other news, the world is seeing a dramatic rise in theft of pepper. Robbers are using the spice to spiral cashiers into sneezing fits, which inadvertently opens registers. On the plus side, these spastic reactions are what is ultimately knocking all the robbers out when they go for the money, Bruce Lee style."

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urbantrashcan 18

On the bright side, you're sort of but not really a reality star now

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Welshite 39

Wow, you took "knocking some common cents in" literally.

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GrimReefer66 29

I laughed way to hard at this!

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Fiorella1 19

#53 No, I'm pretty sure they meant took..

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fatman1970 25

LMAO at this! Well said #5

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ToxicTyrael 26

Your security staff is a dick!

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HairIsEverything 15

Are dicks? I think it's meant to be plural. Unless the security guy was laughing to himself and asking himself to play it back...

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HairIsEverything 15

Damn turned that around real quick! Actually made me chuckle #26. I'm happy and impressed.

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Googolman 29

I think you should also point one of your fingers at them, but not your thumb.

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laden_swallow09 34

You mean point it upward?

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froggyjade 16

I need to see this!

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nattlecakes 19

Sounds like you might need to work on laughing at yourself. If that happened to me I would definitely want to see the tape and probably laugh too!

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ELoni_fml 25

How are you not laughing at that yourself?! That's hysterical

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