By fxck

Caught in 480p

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML
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  fsomelife  |  26

"In other news, the world is seeing a dramatic rise in theft of pepper. Robbers are using the spice to spiral cashiers into sneezing fits, which inadvertently opens registers. On the plus side, these spastic reactions are what is ultimately knocking all the robbers out when they go for the money, Bruce Lee style."