Love: Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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You deserved it 4 853

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 13:25 - United States - Evansville

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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By justthinkofyourhand - 13/07/2014 22:36 - United States - Salida

Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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By Cococautly - 04/07/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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You deserved it 8 123

By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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Thursday 5 February 2015 0:01

Run

youdontcontrolme 17

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:03

Get away from him while you can

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sammybunny40 22

Thursday 5 February 2015 1:49

Well? Don't keep me in suspense, what did you say? :P kidding

mmazzaa 16

Thursday 5 February 2015 1:53

Take the ring and run to the pawn shop

ChampHero 27

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:31

Make some profit off the whole thing.

howlingwolf89 16

Thursday 5 February 2015 1:55

So did you say "Yes"?

ebadams311 10

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:09

aqward!

skyhigh90992 4

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:15

On the bright side, you get married

wvcheesehead 13

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:21

Anyone with class proposes in front of Hickory Farms, love and free samples.

vikky538 28

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:27

did you guys move in together before he proposed to you...

annie3217 7

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:29

Well... What did you say

ChampHero 27

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:30

Seems a little too eager.

tehdarkness 21

Thursday 5 February 2015 7:19

Eager for da beaver!

oobergoober89 16

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:31

Please tell me he works for Jared

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