Love: Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 13:25 - United States - Evansville

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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By justthinkofyourhand - 13/07/2014 22:36 - United States - Salida

Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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By Cococautly - 04/07/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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Thursday 5 February 2015 0:01

Run

youdontcontrolme 17

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:03

Get away from him while you can

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bbrynnaa 28

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:41

Was he serious?

Niedermayer_20 12

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:51

Stage 5 Clinger!

samanthagood 8

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:54

When's the wedding?

syrenyad 1

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:07

5 days!!!!!! woww !!! run

itswhitneybitch 22

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:15

Creepy. At least he's committed?

Vestin 18

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:19

There are men who avoid commitment... and then there's this guy.

i_lik_tomaters 21

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:22

You need to gtfo of there asap!!!!

hurdledturtle 4

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:26

Hopefully he's not this premature with everything...

thes7274473 19

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:29

Stage 7 Clinger

tonyfan00 38

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:45

Say no. Say no! SAY NO!!

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