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actuatly people with small brains are smarter than people with bigger brains... so i think he has a very very very big brain :D
actually the size of the brain has nothing to do with how smart a person is.
it doesnt matter how big his brain is. he's just plain stupid
Le sigh, I was late and now everyone is saying "dump him". Well OP, the number thing sort of baffles me because I'm sure your boyfriend calls you enough to have known your number subconsciously, I don't get how he could "refuse" to memorize it. The birthday thing is definitely something you two should discuss. Don't worry guys, I actually read the FML this time. :P *reads over comment 583992 times to make sure that none of my herp derpness accidentally slipped through*
and his penis must be super huge if you are willing to put up with that shit for this long.
some people have bad memories. deal with it
actually it is the amount of wrinkles in the brain that matter so his brain must be super smooth
Forget where his **** is located. You've only got so much space in your brain. You've got to forget about all the small, insignificant things.
he can't possibly forget important things like the lyrics to garden grove by sublime
If it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid...
i would.
lolyour an idiot
Least you know where you stand with him. What an asshole!
You must love the way he treats you and talks to you since you've been with him for 2 1/2 years.
is he possibly the other guy that knows all the Pokemon names?
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Forget where his **** is located. You've only got so much space in your brain. You've got to forget about all the small, insignificant things.
His brain must be super tiny