Love: Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize...

By skidoosh - 14/07/2011 01:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 270

You deserved it 6 805

May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By BirthdayGirl - 02/03/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 289

You deserved it 5 457

Memento

By you can't remember? - 24/04/2023 12:00

Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML

I agree, your life sucks 172

You deserved it 1 670

By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 331

You deserved it 9 364

By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 757

You deserved it 18 594

By alissa_roar - 18/04/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 784

You deserved it 8 506

No gifts for you

By Birthdaypoop - 20/06/2022 12:00

Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML

I agree, your life sucks 878

You deserved it 1 234

I'm listening!

By Iamthatgirl - 27/08/2014 04:56 - United States - Ada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 435

You deserved it 5 832

Thanks, babe

By Anonymous - 14/12/2020 17:58 - Canada - Moncton

Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 945

You deserved it 116

By thanksjerk - 11/08/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 993

You deserved it 41 440

By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 242

You deserved it 28 598

Ukeee_X 19

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:09

Forget where his **** is located. You've only got so much space in your brain. You've got to forget about all the small, insignificant things.

chefinheels88 5

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:09

His brain must be super tiny

Comments

tayruru 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:35

And why have you been with that dumbass for that long??

Cellie16 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:36

DUMP HIM!

junz_fml 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:36

Dump him and when you leave, say "Stop being a retard." and walk away.

junz_fml 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:36

Dump him and when you leave, say "Stop being a retard." and walk away.

daydreamer244 13

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:42

awww ur info shud b important to him maybe u shud dump him?? sorry :( fyl

coltsrock37 15

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:48

he better compress some info quick for your sake

Livinia 11

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:49

You've got great taste in guys. He sounds like a catch.

Zebidee 8

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:53

Sounds more like you're dating someone who IS 2 1/2.

eaarreola 3

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:54

sounds like he's saying the truth

echogekko 7

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:59

Good man.

Keywords

Relatable Mental health OCD Health Work Awkward Vacation Boredom Friends Music Transportation Annoying AITA Jewelry Love Cars Embarrassing Kids Family Babysitter Parents Death Miscellaneous Thief Money Food Birthday Gross Farts Underwear

The Top

Today, I was flirting with this cute girl from Croatia who is part of the my exchange group in Holland. After a few beers and some smooth talking, she led me inside to a closed off room. We were about to have sex when her boyfriend of two years called and proposed to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 840

You deserved it 22 215

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 982

You deserved it 19 769

The Top

Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 993

You deserved it 6 201

Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 283

You deserved it 2 641

Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 763

You deserved it 4 329

Today, my soon-to-be step-daughter had as absolute meltdown at our rehearsal dinner, screaming that I ruined her family. Her parents were divorced 10 years before I even met him. Her mother was there because we’re friends. She’s 23 years-old. I honestly don’t know which one of us was more embarrassed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 346

You deserved it 83

Yup, it's pretty much like it...

I agree, your life sucks 270

You deserved it 110

Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 656

You deserved it 5 016

Same thing different taste

Memento

No gifts for you

I'm listening!

Thanks, babe

Top comments

Comments