Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML
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Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML
Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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Top comments
Ukeee_X 19
Forget where his **** is located. You've only got so much space in your brain. You've got to forget about all the small, insignificant things.
chefinheels88 5
His brain must be super tiny
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Comments (121)
lululove123 1
uh he can't memorize your birthday? op its time for a new man...
KrazyLove56 4
you should do the same thing
CoyoteOldOne 17
Maybe you should treat yourself better, and find a boyfriend whose brain is either big enough to hold simple information, or at least think up better excuses for his inadequacy. Maybe you should, you know, forget his number?
Koolgirl15 0
Hah crazy bitch, hit her in the face and seduce her husband ;;pp
stupdude3 8
At least he admitted he is an idiot
nicolai774 1
you're an idiot for being with such and idiot. good luck with that.
1ParanoidAndroid 7
You deserve better than that!
ramband2009 0
Dump that a$$ hole!
Sharkiestd101 7
Oh my god; my BF of 2 1/2 years did the exact same thing? He was all, "Why do I have to memorize it, I don't want to, I can just look in my phone..." God! You should know I broke up with him and now I feel fine. : ) I sympathize!
sjm13sjm 6
Time to make room in your mind and life for a new boyfriend. Drop the loser!!!