Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
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jlg337 11
funny, but that sucks.
PIGaming 21
You see, when your 15 and somebody tells they love you, your gonna beleive them. So be positive, and when he comes crawling back just say we are never, ever, EVER! getting back together.
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Comments (124)
DocBastard 38
This is the exact opposite of the type of father I strive to be. Unlike this idiot, I fully realise that my relationship with my daughter sets the stage for every relationship she will have with every man for the rest of her life. And I also realise I have only one chance to get it right, and many chances to **** it up. I'm sorry your father isn't quite so understanding.
addioty 19
I don't think I've ever seen Doc serious before. . . wow
MortenM 17
It's a bit harsh, but you'll live & learn. Living is full of challenges way worse
iSativa 24
Haha dislike this comment. I LOVE your dad OP! FYL.
zoegirl_455 30
That's harsh but writing your feelings down actually helps! And so does ice cream...
CattyHead 5
maybe a little mean. but still funny.
buttcramp 21
maaaan. everything about this sucks.
GCSadie 4
awww
VancouverGuy89 9
He meant well he was probably hoping that you getting mad at him for saying that would take your mind off your dumb ass ex
griffy14 9
You knew he was trouble trouble when he walked.
SuperMew 22
Could have been worse, he could have said, "He deserves better."