Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
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jlg337 11
funny, but that sucks.
PIGaming 21
You see, when your 15 and somebody tells they love you, your gonna beleive them. So be positive, and when he comes crawling back just say we are never, ever, EVER! getting back together.
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Comments (124)
Teyros 24
Well he probably wasn't worth it anyway. When your in the emotional tangle of a relationship it's hard to see what's good and what isn't. Sorry this happened OP!
odielovessoccer 9
That's actually so funny
ohnowhyme123 15
Remember, if you do write a song like that, apperantly you'll make millions.
Paradoxxxx 16
Your dad has a great sense of humor. Just take the joke as him helping you move on :)
TheTruthIsHarsh 4
That sucks, op. People are douches, aren't they? Hopefully you find a decent guy out there. Don't give up! :)
Curlytwirly22 17
Tell him no, I'm gonna write a song about how much of a sucky dad you are :D
vandeele 8
And the "best parent" award goes tooooo....??
nkrueg 7
oh no dont go all taylor swift...keep it country go all carrie underwood and take a Louisville Slugger to both headlights!!!! :)
alwaysmalia 12
Haha that's clever!
SoulSair 11
And that's why Elementary school love never works.