FML : Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car...

Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hopefulanonymous / Friday 20 November 2009 16:01 / United States

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By repyourcliche | 0

#681101 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:16

"successfully flirting"

lol you shagged him in the parking lot, didn't you?

By Ilovelife07 | 0

#681204 - Friday 20 November 2009 20:10

based on the whorish way you got yourself out of that ticket, i'm guessing that wasn't the first time you "backed into a pole"

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By repyourcliche | 0

#681101 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:16

"successfully flirting"

lol you shagged him in the parking lot, didn't you?

Peroxide | 3

#681112 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:20

DICK IN A BOX

The_Pleb | 0

#681120 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:22

There is ONLY 1 kind of succesful flirting

Flirting that you score at the end of it, if you dont score your flirting has failed.

For all the retards and minors on this site, scoring means getting laid.

Thankyou for your time.

Twinklestar | 0

#681127 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:27

Pretty sure successful flirting just means you succeeded in getting the other person interested in you, in this case interested enough to let her off the parking violation.

polico_wolf | 0

#681582 - Saturday 21 November 2009 1:48

I dont think somebody who doesnt know what scoring is will know what getting laid is

megamandude455 | 10

#975401 - Wednesday 7 April 2010 2:02

she's a whore. jk

abcnonamecba | 0

#988356 - Tuesday 4 May 2010 22:24

I always thought scoring was a French kiss

By RushFanatic | 0

#681104 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:17

Hahahaha!!! YDI, but thanks for making my day. ;)

By lifesize_barbie | 0

#681107 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:18

lol @ #1... i also would love to know what "successful flirting" means here.

Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#681207 - Friday 20 November 2009 20:12

That she flirted enough to get him to do a fovor for the nice pretty girl. The favor was letting her off. She possibly got his number which she never intends to use

By sweetspicegirl | 0

#681109 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:19

haha YDI stop "flirting"

By f_alltheirlives | 3

#681110 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:19

Less successful driving..

By crazyarsedfly | 14

#681115 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:22

Karma got you back for "flirting" YDI.

By sarahbau | 0

#681124 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:26

How is this an FML? People keep embellishing their stories to make them sound less their fault or more interesting. Dropping off the package and almost getting towed had nothing to do with this FML. This is basically "Today I backed into a pole. FML"

ManiacsRose | 10

#5590331 - Sunday 21 July 2013 6:06

I think the fact that she got into a bad situation, and was able to use her charms to get out of it and the get into another bad situation is the fml.

That feeling of success has been crushed. That's very fml.

By smartieee | 0

#681146 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:41

the story is basically unrelated to the FML..

By YourLittleSpies | 0

#681164 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:51

Well, if you "unknowingly" parked in a reserved spot, then backed in to a pole, I really suggest they revoke your license.

Seriously - first time, it's just a pole, but the second time it will probably be a mammal or large reptilian creature.