Transportation: Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush,...

By hopefulanonymous - 20/11/2009 16:01 - United States

Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

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By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

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By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

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By Greg - 29/08/2020 05:01

Today, I went to lunch with a friend in her car. I told her to park in a lot that had signs warning that we'd be towed, saying, "They never tow anyone from here. In fact, if you get towed, I'll pay for it." When we returned, her car was gone. I had to pay $145 in cash to get it back. FML

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By pedestrian - 26/01/2011 05:07 - United States

Today, I let my friend borrow my car. She parked it in a towing zone, and it was towed. The best part is, it was towed by a bogus towing company. The cops assure me it's safe in a chop shop somewhere. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By sdgsfvbkuhkj - 17/04/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML

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By someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

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repyourcliche 0

Friday 20 November 2009 19:16

"successfully flirting" lol you shagged him in the parking lot, didn't you?

Ilovelife07 0

Friday 20 November 2009 20:10

based on the whorish way you got yourself out of that ticket, i'm guessing that wasn't the first time you "backed into a pole"

Comments

repyourcliche 0

Friday 20 November 2009 19:16

"successfully flirting" lol you shagged him in the parking lot, didn't you?

Peroxide 3

Friday 20 November 2009 19:20

DICK IN A BOX

The_Pleb 0

Friday 20 November 2009 19:22

There is ONLY 1 kind of succesful flirting Flirting that you score at the end of it, if you dont score your flirting has failed. For all the retards and minors on this site, scoring means getting laid. Thankyou for your time.

Twinklestar 0

Friday 20 November 2009 19:27

Pretty sure successful flirting just means you succeeded in getting the other person interested in you, in this case interested enough to let her off the parking violation.

polico_wolf 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 1:48

I dont think somebody who doesnt know what scoring is will know what getting laid is

megamandude455 10

Wednesday 7 April 2010 2:02

she's a *****. jk

abcnonamecba 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 22:24

I always thought scoring was a French kiss

RushFanatic 0

Friday 20 November 2009 19:17

Hahahaha!!! YDI, but thanks for making my day. ;)

lifesize_barbie 0

Friday 20 November 2009 19:18

lol @ #1... i also would love to know what "successful flirting" means here.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Friday 20 November 2009 20:12

That she flirted enough to get him to do a fovor for the nice pretty girl. The favor was letting her off. She possibly got his number which she never intends to use

sweetspicegirl 0

Friday 20 November 2009 19:19

haha YDI stop "flirting"

f_alltheirlives 3

Friday 20 November 2009 19:19

Less successful driving..

crazyarsedfly 14

Friday 20 November 2009 19:22

Karma got you back for "flirting" YDI.

sarahbau 0

Friday 20 November 2009 19:26

How is this an FML? People keep embellishing their stories to make them sound less their fault or more interesting. Dropping off the package and almost getting towed had nothing to do with this FML. This is basically "Today I backed into a pole. FML"

ManiacsRose 10

Sunday 21 July 2013 6:06

I think the fact that she got into a bad situation, and was able to use her charms to get out of it and the get into another bad situation is the fml. That feeling of success has been crushed. That's very fml.

smartieee 0

Friday 20 November 2009 19:41

the story is basically unrelated to the FML..

YourLittleSpies 0

Friday 20 November 2009 19:51

Well, if you "unknowingly" parked in a reserved spot, then backed in to a pole, I really suggest they revoke your license. Seriously - first time, it's just a pole, but the second time it will probably be a mammal or large reptilian creature.