By hopefulanonymous - United States
Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML
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  The_Pleb  |  0

There is ONLY 1 kind of succesful flirting

Flirting that you score at the end of it, if you dont score your flirting has failed.

For all the retards and minors on this site, scoring means getting laid.

Thankyou for your time.

  Twinklestar  |  0

Pretty sure successful flirting just means you succeeded in getting the other person interested in you, in this case interested enough to let her off the parking violation.

  Sun_Kissed18  |  25

That she flirted enough to get him to do a fovor for the nice pretty girl. The favor was letting her off. She possibly got his number which she never intends to use

By  sarahbau  |  0

How is this an FML? People keep embellishing their stories to make them sound less their fault or more interesting. Dropping off the package and almost getting towed had nothing to do with this FML. This is basically "Today I backed into a pole. FML"

  ManiacsRose  |  10

I think the fact that she got into a bad situation, and was able to use her charms to get out of it and the get into another bad situation is the fml.

That feeling of success has been crushed. That's very fml.

By  YourLittleSpies  |  0

Well, if you "unknowingly" parked in a reserved spot, then backed in to a pole, I really suggest they revoke your license.

Seriously - first time, it's just a pole, but the second time it will probably be a mammal or large reptilian creature.