Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
unknown
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
FuckingDone
Enterprise, United States
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
smells like ass
Gross, dude
Today, my boyfriend has only showered about three times since we’ve been on lockdown. Our whole place smells like a sewer main burst in a pro-sports locker room filled with sweaty nut sacks and dead feet. His excuse? "It’s not like we have anywhere to go babe." I can’t even eat around him. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
worthless
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
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jtfrisch 22
Tell him you want sex in the shower
edward80 18
I bet by now, he smells like trash left out in the sun for days
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Comments (88)
LegionRapier61 8
Yeah..... you should have dumped his ass after two days of not showering... dude is ****** rank.
randomcritic 14
He should have been on the couch after 1 day if you live in a hot and humid climate. That's nasty!
orsombre_fml 11
Tell him only little boys are concerned with their manliness. True men wash themselves as they respect it.
myoukei 31
His cavemanliness?
ZoroMiHawk 25
If every couple took the advice of the FML community, everyone in the world would be single.
PePziNL 20
2 WEEKS? I'm already ashamed of leaving the house after two days of not showering. How were people not walking past him in a big circle?
kaf2000 5
Tell him real men shower
freer14 12
If he doesn't have enough manliness that he thinks he can't shower.... Your dating a chick.
leafynitemare 24
...As it apparently does regularly.
LyricaSilvan 30
So now the question is, why are you dating someone that stupid?