Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
unknown
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
FuckingDone
Enterprise, United States
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
smells like ass
Gross, dude
Today, my boyfriend has only showered about three times since we’ve been on lockdown. Our whole place smells like a sewer main burst in a pro-sports locker room filled with sweaty nut sacks and dead feet. His excuse? "It’s not like we have anywhere to go babe." I can’t even eat around him. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
worthless
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
Top comments
jtfrisch 22
Tell him you want sex in the shower
edward80 18
I bet by now, he smells like trash left out in the sun for days
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (88)
nphill82 21
You mean "ex" boyfriend?
GeorgiaBea 28
That would be a you can't sleep next to me situation. He'd be lucky I didn't douse him with the hose.
worldclassrager 41
Have him take a shower with you or even a bath
I_Bite 22
A shower is probably better, if it's been that long I don't think I'd want to sit in a bath with him and all his filth floating around.
psychopolarbear 28
Nothing like marinating in good old filth-soup
WOTAN1488 24
However gross, i believe it can easily be handled through a method of shower coaxing. Use ur head, but mostly your naked body to accomplish this most important feat. Good luck ;)
Domonator 16
OP, does your boyfriend care how his ever-increasing "manliness" affects your nasal passages?
NodakN8V 25
If he thinks that...I'm afraid you've got bigger problems.
canabala 12
Does he work
CliffyB03 28
I'm all for manly men, but I don't want to die
heryseshta 9
I can't say I would be able to date someone who doesn't shower, smell is a big part of attraction.
SookyLala 13
indeed, my girlfriend wears some of the sexiest smelling perfume. it is definitely a turn on
ashlynnnicole 8
Shower sex is the only answer