By turriblebday - 17/12/2009 15:35 - United States

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Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom. She was then escorted out of the restaurant for having sex in said bathroom. I was sitting at our booth the entire time. FML
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andyourpointis 0
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That's unfortunate. Allegedly, birthday sex involves the person whose birthday it is...

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thinmint 0

Hey she had to make some cash to pay for your dinner. Be more appreciative.

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andyourpointis 0
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That's unfortunate. Allegedly, birthday sex involves the person whose birthday it is...

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ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
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it doesnt say birthday sex

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Miss_Chevious 37
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@61 it was op's birthday as mentioned in the fml

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thinmint 0

Hey she had to make some cash to pay for your dinner. Be more appreciative.

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Ninjarawwr 6
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ahaha, real good one ! :)

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thinmint 0

Hey, she had to make some cash to pay for your dinner. Be more appreciative.

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carlover2050 3
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what's your girlfriends number???

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CallMeHush 0
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Damn!!! All the good ones are taken ;(

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JERKKMONKEY 0

dude that sucks!! FYL :(

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CheerRivera 0

damnnn...that suxx bruhh.

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elparto 0
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coming from a guy that has terrible luck with women....hahaha that blows. I have no quarrels being single compared to a story like this.

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LemonStarship 5
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Haha that sucks

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