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By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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Who are these people ?

By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 02:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML

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You deserved it 3 309

By FuckingDone - 20/05/2016 23:08 - United States - Enterprise

Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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Gross, dude

By smells like ass - 02/08/2020 23:03

Today, my boyfriend has only showered about three times since we’ve been on lockdown. Our whole place smells like a sewer main burst in a pro-sports locker room filled with sweaty nut sacks and dead feet. His excuse? "It’s not like we have anywhere to go babe." I can’t even eat around him. FML

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Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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By worthless - 10/11/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML

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jtfrisch 22

Monday 3 August 2015 0:35

Tell him you want sex in the shower

edward80 18

Monday 3 August 2015 0:29

I bet by now, he smells like trash left out in the sun for days

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vorspiel 17

Wednesday 5 August 2015 14:23

Male ego is so fragile lmfao

fotomiep 7

Thursday 6 August 2015 16:21

So I'm guessing you won't have sex with him until he showers, since you wouldn't want his manliness to rub off on you?

Yamiyugilover 3

Thursday 6 August 2015 21:25

Then he would be single

Saraishi 24

Friday 7 August 2015 21:41

Ask him if he wants his ''manliness'' from then on untouched, or any part of his body. Because, ew.

catlover5299 18

Wednesday 19 August 2015 20:13

lock him in without a charger, but with his phone, and don't let him out until he does shower

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Same thing different taste

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Gross, dude

Gross dude, dude

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