Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
unknown
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
FuckingDone
Enterprise, United States
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
smells like ass
Gross, dude
Today, my boyfriend has only showered about three times since we’ve been on lockdown. Our whole place smells like a sewer main burst in a pro-sports locker room filled with sweaty nut sacks and dead feet. His excuse? "It’s not like we have anywhere to go babe." I can’t even eat around him. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
worthless
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
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jtfrisch 22
Tell him you want sex in the shower
edward80 18
I bet by now, he smells like trash left out in the sun for days
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Comments (88)
teddybear208 9
ohh dats nastaaay ?
Nethri 4
He must not have much manliness to begin with if he's worried about losing it.
uchua 16
What is your boyfriend 12?
amanda182 19
Ew I wouldn't even let him sleep in the same bed.. Make him sleep outside.
NineeCat 32
No ********! D: I bet his knob is growing something by now...*pukes*
berkeleyjake 13
that can only be the case if he did something manly to smell bad in the first place. and playing video games doesn't count, no matter how awesome he did at it
BaDumTsss_fml 23
His manliness floated away with the stench
FamilyAngel 4
You should find the new one.
Dexter83_fml 17
That is disgusting and lazy tell your boyfriend to shower or its over. What a **** knuckle
thebosnian 11
Time for a new boyfriend. FOH with his nasty ass