And make sure your spouse knows about it too, you need to nip attitude problems like that in the bud. Is there an issue because of his real dad? Perhaps he's encouraging bad behaviour towards you.

I think pissing on someone is a little mire than attitude.

Boys don't usually pee sitting down.

I do believe that was the point #2 was trying to make.

I know a lot of boys (men) who pee sitting down. Lots of wives make their husbands so that the wife doesn't have to clean up the "splash" on the walls and floor. I'm not one of these wives btw.

If he was 2 op wouldnt be referring to him as satans spawn, from this we can deduce that he is older and a shithead

No... 2 year olds are demon spawns.

They don't call it the terrible twos for nothin'...

No...

That's how you get your children taken away from you.

Your picture makes this 10x creepier therefore 10x funnier

OP is male so mother I think

God damnit I knew this pun was inevitable. Surprised it took 9 comments to show up honestly lol

I almost didn't post it because I wasn't sure if people would hate me for it, I guess not!

I only liked it because I imaging David Caruso saying it while taking off his sunglasses.