By creepedout - 31/07/2011 05:11 - United States

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Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML
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I don't understand the appeal of anal.

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I also get turned on when creepy old guys wear anal shirts and smile at random girls (sarcasm btw)

That's not creepy!

he'd be lucky to get hard enough to give it in the ass.

I bet you were like "What what? In the butt!"

They sell that shirt at Spencer's!!!

right. I am buying one of those, now

I don't get the obsession with anal. From what I've heard there's nothing wrong with good ol' vaginas :D

I don't get the obsession with anal. From what I've heard there's nothing wrong with good ol' vaginas :D

theres no possible way of getting pregnant

61- from what you've heard? You should know from experience at that age.

77, at seventeen there should be no obligation for me to have sex, though I gladly would if given the opportunity. I may be a loser but there's nothing wrong with holding onto virginity by choice.

you should have done the booty shake and been like "that's what you're missing out on" and walk away with the rest of your dignity. (:

I'm with you on that one 87! Atta boy!

I said what what in the butt! XD

Don't worry 87, I've been active for years and don't get the obsession. I think it's disgusting and have never felt the temptation to rude the Hershey Highway. I figure if you're gonna do someone in the ass, you might as well be gay and fuck a guy.

a guys ass is a lot different than a girls ass

It's ok 87 I'm here now. You don't need to keep saving yourself for me

Did you know that religiously, anal is a moral sin?

#61 is spider-man!!!!!!!!!

Did you know that morally, anal is a religious sin? Wait-what?

87 Yeah her choice maybe

lmao I have that shirt. got it at spencers

213- After looking at your picture of a person in the special olympics, it reminds me of when I bet on people winning the relay races at the special olympics... I am a bad person

My ex loved it. Like orgasmic love it.

how would you know good sir?

Someone get me that shirt pronto! I wanna see how many people smile and then are going to be all like: "what does that shirt say?Smile if you take it- Fuck."

Aha did you continue smiling? ;)

Hmmmm... I smiled and he had a disgusted look on his face. I dont understand why, I was just trying to be nice.

that's so messed up

I'm have a shirt where the writing is at a angle, and it days "if you turn your head to read this you owe me a blowjob" haha I went to a party and got 5 bj's that night!

***theoretical bj's

109 requires shirts to recieve blowjobs.

he also didnt specify whether it was from a man or woman either

Oooh burned by rallets bro. Nothing more needs to be said.

you can post that to mylifeisbro.com ^_^

lmfio imadbroop?

weeble weeble woomble wazzahhh whrrrsshhhh o.o

boom shaka laka boi-oi-oing

This is highly irregular, son. What in the name of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ are you doing, Rallets? Don't you see you're ruining your reputation, ruining your future career prospects, driving away the ones you most love and who love you deeply in return? This batshit insanity has got to stop, man. I'm saying this because I care.

Much as you may dream of it and subsequently cause your bed sheets to blind us all when a blacklight is shined upon them... that would be a negative, my quaint little friend.

even i think you tried too hard with that one :P

I love this guy!

I would ! hahaha

Lol at all you people

Of course, my young Sasquatch

I don't understand the appeal of anal.

It provides as fertilizer to make the guy's penis grow.

it's not how it looks, it's how it feels

It's fun watching girls take it.

Anal sex is the shittiest sex you can have I mean, what kind of asshole wants to do anal?

me either. it's painful and not fun.

I don't either. I'm not a dog.

After the initial pain of getting it in, it feels amazing.

^^ what he said.

Well if you think about it, why is anything appealing? Do it in the ass? Well that's where shit comes out. Do vaginal? Well that's where blood and urine come put. Blowjob? Well your mouth holds lots of bacterias and she's getting all her saliva all over the place. And why are boobs so great? They're just sacks of fat with a nipple. Don't question it, just love it :D

It's literally the shittiest kind of sex you can have

Urine doesn't come out of the vagina

nobody said it so I will say it: 64, I see what you did there. ;)

133, yes it does. Female urethra opens into the vagina. I think what you're thinking of is uterus. That's where blood comes from but ultimately they both exit through the vagina.

we have three holes dumbass and you are not fucking us in the pisser

that would probably hurt more than anal. clit sex is the best!

Thank god someone else knows that too.

133, I really hope you're not a girl. I can 100% guarantee urine does not come out of your vaginal opening. Do a little research, I'll get you started. http://www.toledoplasticsurgery.com/img/brochures/labia_diagram2.gif

Sorry I meant 136!!!

96 I totally agree :)

136 - you, sir, are a moron. Go google "vagina."

I need this shirt

yeah except urine doesn't come out of vagina..

and boobs are not just sacks of fat with a nipple, dumbass

As a hetero male, it's three things: degradation Marco polo pro-life/anti-abortion (not religious reasons, tho). Most guys agree with the first two. also, I am gonna make that shirt.

it feels good lol

lmfao, punny . (;

Urine doesn't come out of the vagina, it comes out of the urethra

You are so stupid. URINE DOESN'T COME OUT OF THE VAGINA. It comes out of a smaller hole in front of it! And breasts aren't sacks of fat, they contain milk and vitamins/minerals!

When you saw him as a creepy old man o start with, why did you smile back?

Maybe OP wanted some free candy?

well, do u like it in the ass?

Aha yeee(; That foo is a thug;P Lmao Win!

I think she does the same thing as Charlie sheen seeing how she said win(ning)

ye dawg I know what you be spittin, bro. but seriously, start talking like a literate person.

i couldnt agree more

wow you're a moron

Anyone want to translate?

128, ask a ribosome.

I think it's trying to communicate

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that some funny shit I need me one of those shirts

What what in the butt lol FYL OP

Haha. This is your moment to powerwalk away.