By creepedout - 31/07/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML
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I don't understand the appeal of anal.


I also get turned on when creepy old guys wear anal shirts and smile at random girls (sarcasm btw)

gunmania0 12

That's not creepy!

YourEvilHero 12

he'd be lucky to get hard enough to give it in the ass.

I bet you were like "What what? In the butt!"

They sell that shirt at Spencer's!!!

right. I am buying one of those, now

I don't get the obsession with anal. From what I've heard there's nothing wrong with good ol' vaginas :D

I don't get the obsession with anal. From what I've heard there's nothing wrong with good ol' vaginas :D

theres no possible way of getting pregnant

61- from what you've heard? You should know from experience at that age.

77, at seventeen there should be no obligation for me to have sex, though I gladly would if given the opportunity. I may be a loser but there's nothing wrong with holding onto virginity by choice.

CattyPurry 0

you should have done the booty shake and been like "that's what you're missing out on" and walk away with the rest of your dignity. (:

Taurusbaybe 8

I'm with you on that one 87! Atta boy!

TheHoboWerewolf 0

I said what what in the butt! XD

Don't worry 87, I've been active for years and don't get the obsession. I think it's disgusting and have never felt the temptation to rude the Hershey Highway. I figure if you're gonna do someone in the ass, you might as well be gay and fuck a guy.

a guys ass is a lot different than a girls ass

enonymous 8

It's ok 87 I'm here now. You don't need to keep saving yourself for me

Did you know that religiously, anal is a moral sin?

slynoble32 11

#61 is spider-man!!!!!!!!!

Did you know that morally, anal is a religious sin? Wait-what?

ryan41297 0

87 Yeah her choice maybe

hahayousucks 3

lmao I have that shirt. got it at spencers

213- After looking at your picture of a person in the special olympics, it reminds me of when I bet on people winning the relay races at the special olympics... I am a bad person

My ex loved it. Like orgasmic love it.

how would you know good sir?

Someone get me that shirt pronto! I wanna see how many people smile and then are going to be all like: "what does that shirt say?Smile if you take it- Fuck."

MsRandomKatie 0

Aha did you continue smiling? ;)

tsim_fml 0

Hmmmm... I smiled and he had a disgusted look on his face. I dont understand why, I was just trying to be nice.

rlfender 3

that's so messed up

adavis24 0

I'm have a shirt where the writing is at a angle, and it days "if you turn your head to read this you owe me a blowjob" haha I went to a party and got 5 bj's that night!

***theoretical bj's

109 requires shirts to recieve blowjobs.

rallets 22

he also didnt specify whether it was from a man or woman either

Oooh burned by rallets bro. Nothing more needs to be said.

you can post that to ^_^

rallets 22

lmfio imadbroop?

rallets 22

weeble weeble woomble wazzahhh whrrrsshhhh o.o

rallets 22

boom shaka laka boi-oi-oing

rallets 22

hai mommy :)

rallets 22

uhh... ok?

rallets 22

you love me?

rallets 22

even i think you tried too hard with that one :P

I love this guy!

I would ! hahaha

frisko89 0

Lol at all you people

Of course, my young Sasquatch

I don't understand the appeal of anal.

techan9na 0

its awesome lol

It provides as fertilizer to make the guy's penis grow.

austinkiser 3

it's not how it looks, it's how it feels

It's fun watching girls take it.

Anal sex is the shittiest sex you can have I mean, what kind of asshole wants to do anal?

me either. it's painful and not fun.

I don't either. I'm not a dog.

After the initial pain of getting it in, it feels amazing.

^^ what he said.

Well if you think about it, why is anything appealing? Do it in the ass? Well that's where shit comes out. Do vaginal? Well that's where blood and urine come put. Blowjob? Well your mouth holds lots of bacterias and she's getting all her saliva all over the place. And why are boobs so great? They're just sacks of fat with a nipple. Don't question it, just love it :D

Kryson53 0

It's literally the shittiest kind of sex you can have

Urine doesn't come out of the vagina

free2speak 14

nobody said it so I will say it: 64, I see what you did there. ;)

free2speak 14

133, yes it does. Female urethra opens into the vagina. I think what you're thinking of is uterus. That's where blood comes from but ultimately they both exit through the vagina.

we have three holes dumbass and you are not fucking us in the pisser

that would probably hurt more than anal. clit sex is the best!

Thank god someone else knows that too.

133, I really hope you're not a girl. I can 100% guarantee urine does not come out of your vaginal opening. Do a little research, I'll get you started.

Sorry I meant 136!!!

96 I totally agree :)

136 - you, sir, are a moron. Go google "vagina."

I need this shirt

yeah except urine doesn't come out of vagina..

pwincessa23 1

and boobs are not just sacks of fat with a nipple, dumbass

As a hetero male, it's three things: degradation Marco polo pro-life/anti-abortion (not religious reasons, tho). Most guys agree with the first two. also, I am gonna make that shirt.

bribri360 0

it feels good lol

lmfao, punny . (;

Urine doesn't come out of the vagina, it comes out of the urethra

You are so stupid. URINE DOESN'T COME OUT OF THE VAGINA. It comes out of a smaller hole in front of it! And breasts aren't sacks of fat, they contain milk and vitamins/minerals!

When you saw him as a creepy old man o start with, why did you smile back?

Maybe OP wanted some free candy?

mrfunbun01 1

it's polite

well, do u like it in the ass?

turkishjew 0

mystery of life

everyone secretly does

LoveLife293 2


jesusSGV626 0

Aha yeee(; That foo is a thug;P Lmao Win!

I think she does the same thing as Charlie sheen seeing how she said win(ning)

ye dawg I know what you be spittin, bro. but seriously, start talking like a literate person.

Ivanmobile69 6

i couldnt agree more

johnpaul43 0

wow you're a moron

tacovender 7

Anyone want to translate?

free2speak 14

128, ask a ribosome.

I think it's trying to communicate

CattyPurry 0


adavis24 0


PawsUp_fml 2

*wink wink*

Cryingraven 1



missyj0 12


missyj0 12

Double chins ^

narcosoldier 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that some funny shit I need me one of those shirts

BeautifulDemonKP 4

What what in the butt lol FYL OP

Captain0bv10us 0

Haha. This is your moment to powerwalk away.