Ape
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
KBL3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
myasshurts
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thunderstruck
Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML
kj1
Draper, United States
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Heyy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
goldie09
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
shopper242
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Cool move, dude
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML
nemo518
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
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SqueakyChipmunk 22
Grab his dick, shake it savagely and say, "aftershock"!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Ow! Shaking it "savagely" would hurt! D:
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Comments (155)
Govester 4
Better then "Thunder Thighs!'l
Jorcar 8
You mean you only have one boob? That's rare.
duckiegirl21 10
OP's boyfriend probably grabbed only one of her boobs to violate.
Jorcar 8
Oh I know. That was my apparently lame attempt at humor.
teyyoshi 19
the new fml vision is so cool
Isoldael 27
Earthquake? It's a boobquake!
mjstaat94 4
My boyfriend does the same, but he doesn't say "earthquake".
bwzwally8 15
What does he say then? lol
ilikebikes7 3
At least he didn't shake them and say minor earth tremor, that'd probably make you feel small in the booby area.
Enslaved 38
Why did God make women with nipples?. . . To make suckers out of men! But who doesn't love boobs? ;)
Obey_StudBoii 23
Bewbs :-)
cat0720 9
53, your name made everything funnier
Obey_StudBoii 23
Immature much?
ObnoxiousJeans 6
That must have hurt like a mother!! o.o
perdix 31
You should have returned the favor on his dick, but yell, "ShakeWeight!"
rosesong2494 3
Perdix, I just wanted you to know that I absolutely adore your comments! I nearly always see them and they usually make me laugh out loud. I applaud you my friend. :D
perdix 31
Thank you. Your kind words are much appreciated. :D