Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
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mama2b3
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ah hahaha
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miraggg
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at least he wasnt having a seizure
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Zombies_Rule
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83, that's is exactly what I was thinking.!
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TibbysMusic
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Probably the guy from the other one talking about how the girl wants a vibrator for Christmas. Lmao
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MRiKiCCS
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103^ lol wordd
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TheOptimist
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No comment may exceed the greatness of 103's.
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olarvman
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hey don't laugh the guy deserves props! haha for tryin at least
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_TONGAN_
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at least he was..."turned on"...lol...
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FrenchToast94
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haha! corny but funny!
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HazmatPilgrimage
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other than 7 who said it way before her..
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titanic12beth
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awh. that's cute...:)
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tynickd
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why would she get mad?
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Tapdivaaa
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that's not an fml, that's just really funny LMAO!!!!!
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XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX
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agreed lol
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cradle6
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I think it's kinda sweet
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NiiAxBaD
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me t2 :)
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Cinn_fml
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For some reason I think this is really funny, maybe a bit awkward, but funny nonetheless.
But at least he's trying, OP, he clearly wants to please you and is worried he isn't doing. So if he already is, then tell him so, if not, take it as an opportunity to teach him how to improve.
But at least he's trying, OP, he clearly wants to please you and is worried he isn't doing. So if he already is, then tell him so, if not, take it as an opportunity to teach him how to improve.
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mitchem
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my thoughts exactly
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JaxonBeMe
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Yah, if OP doesn't voice to her boyfriend if he's doing a good job then he'll never feel confident in what he's doing... Poor guy.
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Hockaday
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agreed!
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baileyw
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you're annoying.
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Shaebug12
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that was pretty funni, 58 !
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xGUMMYBEARSx
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haha number 58.
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buuuulshit
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you try why too hard, yeah its funny thats all u need to say
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Cinn_fml
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And if there's more to be said than 'it's funny'? (Notice #65 the correct spelling of that.) Then surely that can be said as well?
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cesciscecsy
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My thoughts exactly, 58! u write too much all the time like ur supposed to analyze every FML. chilllll !
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Cinn_fml
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And that matters because?
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sweetbitchx
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fuck off, just because she's more educated than any of you doesn't mean she's got to hold her opinions back. if you don't like it, don't read it.
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nakidna
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you have haters. that means you're doin something right honey! her comments are usually insightful and would be helpful in the situations.
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justsomgirl
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That's hilarious. Your boyfriend is awesome.
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mathew17986g
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HA HA HA thats kinda awkward lol
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srslyguise
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My ex did that ALL the time! LOL!
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oneworldguy
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... and that's how he became your ex! :-)
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Qluz
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women are so hard to please
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bethan1
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Ydi for telling him that's what you wanted christmas a couple of days ago. ;)
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boopityboppity
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Who doesn't want Christmas?
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devileyekill
| 0
Jews?
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riseagainst8767x
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lol
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WhatTheFuq
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OHH. reference to that one fml couple days ago!!! And people say I'm slow.
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_Annonymous_
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wait a minute...that was an insult!
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sweeney18
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xD
That's a good catch.. I want a boyfriend like that. hahaha
That's a good catch.. I want a boyfriend like that. hahaha
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Basiil
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Me! joking LOL
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DocBastard
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Sooooo...Your life is fucked because your boyfriend cares and wants to please you?
Listen, princess, this this Fmylife.com, not ShowTheWorldImAColdHeartlessBitch.com. Fuck off.
Listen, princess, this this Fmylife.com, not ShowTheWorldImAColdHeartlessBitch.com. Fuck off.
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Sirin_fml
| 46
Free advertising for my website, yeah !
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shortystar_fml
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stupid much
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mike3775
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Ok that made me laugh, great job
Seriously, whats the FML for? It looks like he has a sense of humor in the sack, be grateful he is trying to liven it up and not just do the deed and be done with it
Seriously, whats the FML for? It looks like he has a sense of humor in the sack, be grateful he is trying to liven it up and not just do the deed and be done with it
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babydoll13211
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whoa calm down it's just a website, stop taking it so seriously
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CJrox606
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I love you, Doc!
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NiiAxBaD
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lmao so true
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chicster
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your showing that your a cold heartless whiney no lifed bastard.... ever thought she wasn't into that kinda thing?
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EvilCupcake8361
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lol #14
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DocBastard
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Chicster- OP clearly says her boyfriend wanted to be better than her vibrator. So that must mean she has and uses a vibrator. So that must mean she's into it. So no, I never considered that because I, unlike you, used my brain prior to commenting.
Don't even get me started on "your" versus "you're."
Don't even get me started on "your" versus "you're."
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BieberBlastHA
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107 wb :)
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iwuvmydime
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loll
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brittanyg93
| 0
anger issues much?
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Tommananaze6T9
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doc what do u do for a living because im pretty sure ur not a docter
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emilieee_fml
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cute..very cute
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rhu4life
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Let me correct him for you then. You're= you fucking are. Your= fucking ownership. Oh and lifed is not a word. If YOU'RE going to tell someone off use YOUR proper English speaking skills and stop making us feel ashamed of what the English language has become.
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hideyoself
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give the guy a break, he's doing his breast
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kittysammich_fml
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Awsome pic
Listen, princess, this this Fmylife.com, not ShowTheWorldImAColdHeartlessBitch.com. Fuck off.
But at least he's trying, OP, he clearly wants to please you and is worried he isn't doing. So if he already is, then tell him so, if not, take it as an opportunity to teach him how to improve.