By Heyy - 24/11/2010 17:55 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 992
You deserved it 12 020

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For some reason I think this is really funny, maybe a bit awkward, but funny nonetheless. But at least he's trying, OP, he clearly wants to please you and is worried he isn't doing. So if he already is, then tell him so, if not, take it as an opportunity to teach him how to improve.

Sooooo...Your life is fucked because your boyfriend cares and wants to please you? Listen, princess, this this Fmylife.com, not ShowTheWorldImAColdHeartlessBitch.com. Fuck off.

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ah hahaha

at least he wasnt having a seizure

83, that's is exactly what I was thinking.!

Probably the guy from the other one talking about how the girl wants a vibrator for Christmas. Lmao

103^ lol wordd

No comment may exceed the greatness of 103's.

hey don't laugh the guy deserves props! haha for tryin at least

at least he was..."turned on"...lol...

haha! corny but funny!

other than 7 who said it way before her..

awh. that's cute...:)

why would she get mad?

that's not an fml, that's just really funny LMAO!!!!!

I think it's kinda sweet

For some reason I think this is really funny, maybe a bit awkward, but funny nonetheless. But at least he's trying, OP, he clearly wants to please you and is worried he isn't doing. So if he already is, then tell him so, if not, take it as an opportunity to teach him how to improve.

my thoughts exactly

Yah, if OP doesn't voice to her boyfriend if he's doing a good job then he'll never feel confident in what he's doing... Poor guy.

you're annoying.

that was pretty funni, 58 !

haha number 58.

you try why too hard, yeah its funny thats all u need to say

And if there's more to be said than 'it's funny'? (Notice #65 the correct spelling of that.) Then surely that can be said as well?

My thoughts exactly, 58! u write too much all the time like ur supposed to analyze every FML. chilllll !

And that matters because?

fuck off, just because she's more educated than any of you doesn't mean she's got to hold her opinions back. if you don't like it, don't read it.

you have haters. that means you're doin something right honey! her comments are usually insightful and would be helpful in the situations.

That's hilarious. Your boyfriend is awesome.

HA HA HA thats kinda awkward lol

My ex did that ALL the time! LOL!

... and that's how he became your ex! :-)

women are so hard to please

Ydi for telling him that's what you wanted christmas a couple of days ago. ;)

Who doesn't want Christmas?

OHH. reference to that one fml couple days ago!!! And people say I'm slow.

wait a minute...that was an insult!

xD That's a good catch.. I want a boyfriend like that. hahaha

Me! joking LOL

Sooooo...Your life is fucked because your boyfriend cares and wants to please you? Listen, princess, this this Fmylife.com, not ShowTheWorldImAColdHeartlessBitch.com. Fuck off.

Free advertising for my website, yeah !

Ok that made me laugh, great job Seriously, whats the FML for? It looks like he has a sense of humor in the sack, be grateful he is trying to liven it up and not just do the deed and be done with it

whoa calm down it's just a website, stop taking it so seriously

I love you, Doc!

lmao so true

your showing that your a cold heartless whiney no lifed bastard.... ever thought she wasn't into that kinda thing?

Chicster- OP clearly says her boyfriend wanted to be better than her vibrator. So that must mean she has and uses a vibrator. So that must mean she's into it. So no, I never considered that because I, unlike you, used my brain prior to commenting. Don't even get me started on "your" versus "you're."

anger issues much?

doc what do u do for a living because im pretty sure ur not a docter

Let me correct him for you then. You're= you fucking are. Your= fucking ownership. Oh and lifed is not a word. If YOU'RE going to tell someone off use YOUR proper English speaking skills and stop making us feel ashamed of what the English language has become.

give the guy a break, he's doing his breast