FML : Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate...

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Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 1 December 2010 19:35 / United States

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By Wizardroxx | 3

#1780892 - Thursday 2 December 2010 0:04

Did you accept?

By starile | 19

#1780912 - Thursday 2 December 2010 0:06

Maybe you parents shouldn't have made your middle name Captain Penisface. :c sucks to be you..

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By lmafmlm | 0

#1780868 - Thursday 2 December 2010 0:01

1st

SceneXmatrixX | 0

#1780886 - Thursday 2 December 2010 0:03

haha u beat me by 1 second !!

beren456 | 1

#1780898 - Thursday 2 December 2010 0:05

haha I get it cause you're second! y do ppl still care about getting first it just means you were on when the next batch of fmls were released.

Molord1 | 0

#1780922 - Thursday 2 December 2010 0:09

because it's an xbox live achievement worth 150 Gamerscore. Also, it's pretty funny how angry people react. I'm always too slow to get first though =(

untoward | 0

#1780949 - Thursday 2 December 2010 0:18

#2 it actually looks like you were behind by 2 seconds. OP, fb is stupid. I wanted to change my last name to my bf's last name and it wouldn't allow the name Mister.

R34luver | 5

#1781035 - Thursday 2 December 2010 0:38

same here

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1781050 - Thursday 2 December 2010 0:41

OP, The names Galactic Toast, pleased to meet you! Also, what's your middle name? Qwerty?

pengiesully | 0

#1781363 - Thursday 2 December 2010 1:51

yeah ur life sucks, cuz of a facebook fail! grow up people
emo kids //.o

DudeImBetter | 0

#1781487 - Thursday 2 December 2010 2:42

1 kid cudi is better at freestyling than drake sorry I know it's random but I had to say that.

ChubbyCake | 5

#1781514 - Thursday 2 December 2010 3:07

haha I love facebook:]

KupkakeKitten | 8

#1781554 - Thursday 2 December 2010 3:34

since when are names DENIED from facebook?

Orexym | 1

#1781778 - Thursday 2 December 2010 5:12

Since when does it look more professional to put your middle name on FACEBOOK? :)

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1781936 - Thursday 2 December 2010 6:05

^ probably because his name before that was Astronomic Bagel(:

xKillerCx | 0

#1782147 - Thursday 2 December 2010 8:11

haha are u kidding me?? he sucks
dick

c0c0_fml | 16

#1782302 - Thursday 2 December 2010 9:04

lol ur pic is hilarious

c0c0_fml | 16

#1782308 - Thursday 2 December 2010 9:06

#11

st0n333d | 0

#1783677 - Thursday 2 December 2010 15:24

LOL drake reads his lyrics off a blackberry. Watch the funk flex freestyle Drake is a joke when it comes to freestyling.

mollysarah | 0

#1785433 - Friday 3 December 2010 1:22

your icon is love. DRIZZY! :)

cyberhoy | 3

#1793238 - Saturday 4 December 2010 19:00

A friend used to have his middle name as "peepee"

luvyah | 0

#1795340 - Sunday 5 December 2010 3:48

thanks 4 the info...*awquard silence* :&

mcrptv | 17

#6191433 - Tuesday 3 February 2015 21:08

"Emo kids" do you know what "Emo" means

By Wizardroxx | 3

#1780892 - Thursday 2 December 2010 0:04

Did you accept?

gkings18 | 1

#1781344 - Thursday 2 December 2010 1:45

haha your stomach looks like an alien

sweet_candy_ | 17

#1781471 - Thursday 2 December 2010 2:27

That's not her so shhhhhh.

Wizardroxx | 3

#1781474 - Thursday 2 December 2010 2:30

Alien? ROFL. Shut up, he's dead. At least he wasn't some lazy ass who judges peoples pictures on some website...online...behind a screen.

stfuscrub420 | 0

#1781531 - Thursday 2 December 2010 3:23

rip sammy i love you

KillTheDance | 4

#1781602 - Thursday 2 December 2010 4:03

Awww that's so sad, I'm sorry :(

Wizardroxx | 3

#1781669 - Thursday 2 December 2010 4:41

Not your fault. Thanks for caring though :)

VinegarStrokes | 0

#1782182 - Thursday 2 December 2010 8:22

How does the person in the photo being dead have anything to do with the fact that his stomach, or that he himself, looks strange or "alienesque"?

Rawket_Lawnchair | 0

#1782261 - Thursday 2 December 2010 8:47

Looks like he died of epic faggotry.

hairt | 4

#1782293 - Thursday 2 December 2010 9:01

43 read her desc >:(

flamegrilled123 | 3

#1782646 - Thursday 2 December 2010 10:13

43 you're a prick

By amysousa | 6

#1780896 - Thursday 2 December 2010 0:05

hahaha that could be a real last name?

iThinkImSane | 0

#1781480 - Thursday 2 December 2010 2:34

4- You went to Fairbank right? o.o

amysousa | 6

#1788349 - Friday 3 December 2010 14:10

50- yes
105- thanks. I hate my hair :/

linarahmany | 6

#4909306 - Saturday 8 September 2012 19:44

I know tons of people with the name galctic toast:) I think ur hair look nice

By pacino101 | 0

#1780900 - Thursday 2 December 2010 0:05

hahaha this is epic!

Atomicsoap | 0

#1782899 - Thursday 2 December 2010 11:55

Galactic Toast is a stupid name.

I_lost_the_game | 25

#3983707 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:16

114- but it seems legit.

22cute | 17

#4142742 - Saturday 10 March 2012 3:56

That's my daughters Facebook name!

By starile | 19

#1780912 - Thursday 2 December 2010 0:06

Maybe you parents shouldn't have made your middle name Captain Penisface. :c sucks to be you..

OhYeaYourLifeSuc | 0

#1781742 - Thursday 2 December 2010 5:00

Ahaha I see what you did there.

BDTM | 0

#1783765 - Thursday 2 December 2010 16:06

#8 lol nice

By sinnikle | 5

#1780915 - Thursday 2 December 2010 0:07

I wonder if there is any relation to Powdered Toast Man?

stacysmom | 0

#1781069 - Thursday 2 December 2010 0:48

Best comment ever.

ichliebedich_fml | 0

#1781609 - Thursday 2 December 2010 4:09

you look like mr. t

whatyotalkinbout | 0

#1782616 - Thursday 2 December 2010 10:07

70 not really

st0n333d | 0

#1783681 - Thursday 2 December 2010 15:27

^ hey I know you.... your that security guard!

By vballcutie08 | 6

#1780919 - Thursday 2 December 2010 0:09

ive been friend requested by Ifukyou Longtime...surly your middle name can't be that unrealistic haha

By sweet_candy_ | 17

#1780947 - Thursday 2 December 2010 0:18

Sounds like a cool username to me :)

By Mirorbo | 26

#1780964 - Thursday 2 December 2010 0:23

It's amazing how many legit names are denied, yet you see so many people with oh-so obviously false names on Facebook. It's a broken system, really.

tencentsakiss | 19

#1783035 - Thursday 2 December 2010 12:31

I think it depends on who approves it.

Cyosaric | 0

#1783335 - Thursday 2 December 2010 13:57

No. only middle names have to be approved. It took almost four days for mine to submit, but I could change my first and last in an instant.

By machiko_fml | 0

#1780994 - Thursday 2 December 2010 0:28

Your middle name must be pretty weird if they don't think its legit enough. I mean there are thousands of people with unrealistic names on facebook.

30STMluvva | 0

#1781557 - Thursday 2 December 2010 3:35

Oh my god are you a 30 Seconds To Mars fan??!! yay :)

apcfan009 | 0

#1781869 - Thursday 2 December 2010 5:42

i hate the word legit...

pwincessa23 | 1

#1782192 - Thursday 2 December 2010 8:25

Legit!!!!!!!

TotalAnimeFreak | 0

#1782249 - Thursday 2 December 2010 8:42

my nephew's middle name is Thriller. I wonder if that would be accepted.

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