By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 19:35 - United States

Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML
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starile 19

Maybe you parents shouldn't have made your middle name Captain Penisface. :c sucks to be you..

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SceneXmatrixX 0

haha u beat me by 1 second !!

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beren456 1

haha I get it cause you're second! y do ppl still care about getting first it just means you were on when the next batch of fmls were released.

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Molord1 0

because it's an xbox live achievement worth 150 Gamerscore. Also, it's pretty funny how angry people react. I'm always too slow to get first though =(

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untoward 0

#2 it actually looks like you were behind by 2 seconds. OP, fb is stupid. I wanted to change my last name to my bf's last name and it wouldn't allow the name Mister.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

OP, The names Galactic Toast, pleased to meet you! Also, what's your middle name? Qwerty?

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pengiesully 0

yeah ur life sucks, cuz of a facebook fail! grow up people emo kids //.o

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DudeImBetter 0

1 kid cudi is better at freestyling than drake sorry I know it's random but I had to say that.

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ChubbyCake 5

haha I love facebook:]

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KupkakeKitten 8

since when are names DENIED from facebook?

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Orexym 1

Since when does it look more professional to put your middle name on FACEBOOK? :)

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

^ probably because his name before that was Astronomic Bagel(:

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xKillerCx 0

haha are u kidding me?? he sucks dick

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st0n333d 0

LOL drake reads his lyrics off a blackberry. Watch the funk flex freestyle Drake is a joke when it comes to freestyling.

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mollysarah 0

your icon is love. DRIZZY! :)

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cyberhoy 3

A friend used to have his middle name as "peepee"

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luvyah 0

thanks 4 the info...*awquard silence* :&

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mcrptv 17

"Emo kids" do you know what "Emo" means

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Wizardroxx 3

Alien? ROFL. Shut up, he's dead. At least he wasn't some lazy ass who judges peoples pictures on some website...online...behind a screen.

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stfuscrub420 0

rip sammy i love you

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Wizardroxx 3

Not your fault. Thanks for caring though :)

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VinegarStrokes 0

How does the person in the photo being dead have anything to do with the fact that his stomach, or that he himself, looks strange or "alienesque"?

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Rawket_Lawnchair 0

Looks like he died of epic faggotry.

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amysousa 6

50- yes 105- thanks. I hate my hair :/

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linarahmany 6

I know tons of people with the name galctic toast:) I think ur hair look nice

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starile 19

Maybe you parents shouldn't have made your middle name Captain Penisface. :c sucks to be you..

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OhYeaYourLifeSuc 0

Ahaha I see what you did there.

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vballcutie08 6

ive been friend requested by Ifukyou Longtime...surly your middle name can't be that unrealistic haha

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Mirorbo 26

It's amazing how many legit names are denied, yet you see so many people with oh-so obviously false names on Facebook. It's a broken system, really.

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Cyosaric 0

No. only middle names have to be approved. It took almost four days for mine to submit, but I could change my first and last in an instant.

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machiko_fml 0

Your middle name must be pretty weird if they don't think its legit enough. I mean there are thousands of people with unrealistic names on facebook.

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30STMluvva 0

Oh my god are you a 30 Seconds To Mars fan??!! yay :)

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TotalAnimeFreak 0

my nephew's middle name is Thriller. I wonder if that would be accepted.

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