Ape
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
KBL3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
myasshurts
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thunderstruck
Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML
kj1
Draper, United States
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Heyy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
goldie09
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
shopper242
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Cool move, dude
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML
nemo518
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Top comments
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Grab his dick, shake it savagely and say, "aftershock"!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Ow! Shaking it "savagely" would hurt! D:
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Comments (155)
TipOfTheHat 10
I prefer tune in Tokyo
XxDead_RockerxX 6
I just saw the boobs part lol
jem970 19
If your boobage pain is anything compared to mine I am so sorry OP. I wouldnt have physically hurt my bf for doing that but there would be serious problems
panda_lou 11
Ha I would have busted out laughing if mine ever did that.
Meesersuperman1 4
lol that made me laugh
saderboi41 10
That sounds extremely painful.
Pwuj 6
How would you know? Did your mum told you that? Hehehe
TheStormsFury 8
He said it *sounds* painful, not *is* painful. Also, "Did your mom told you that?" What are you even saying?
Wiringify 22
That's... cute.
kitten82 16
wow
RachelSN2191 4
Yeah my boyfriend likes to call that one Boobquake your lucky its the first time
onorexveritas 24
that's hilarious and immature :|