Ape
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KBL3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
myasshurts
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thunderstruck
Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML
kj1
Draper, United States
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Heyy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
goldie09
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
shopper242
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Cool move, dude
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML
nemo518
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
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SqueakyChipmunk 22
Grab his dick, shake it savagely and say, "aftershock"!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Ow! Shaking it "savagely" would hurt! D:
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Comments (155)
JSever 9
Here's a twist. What if you were actually an obese gay guy
Shrike 24
Good twist, but here's an even better one: what if you actually had a decent sense of humor and knew how to type a question mark?
2ndSucks 15
I don't believe either of these are even remotely good twists.
annihil8or 15
Stupid twist.
DocBastard 40
Earthquake? Seriously? I thought the proper term was "Honk honk".
sushichick 17
I believe it's actually "pew-pew".
TurquoiseJesus 15
Honk honk is appropriate when it is only being squeezed. In this case, since the boob was being shaken, I think earthquake is appropriate.
LolPieRofl 11
Or its "flbrghghghgh" if u count Barney Stinson
Werken247 14
at least it wasn't a titty twister, those things are worse than a tornado.
saltycookies 5
Dump boiling hot water on his face and shout VOLCANO!!!
BlueFlatts 20
Boiling hot is redundant. There's no kill like overkill, but a savage aftershock to the balls sounds more appropriate.
Yousuck24 21
There's no better revenge then giving your boyfriend 3rd degree burns.
ASSASSIN95 17
Pics or it didn't happen
rosesong2494 3
Ow! I would never let anyone do that to my boobs! Play with them, yes. Shake savagely, no no no. Why did you let him? It's obvious that he has a slightly immature sense of humor, and I'm sure his goofiness can be cute and funny at times. But he also needs to know where to draw the line- like when pain is involved.
2throwdo 4
U deserved it if u have bigass **** lol
butterflyz1961 2
That means he's too immature to date.
russfml 31
That means your no fun
Warden1986 16
Well I guess he didn't quite, "quake" your world.
lmaouloser 5
I dislike people who give actual advice, because that's why the OP put it up days ago minimum, they needed emergency advice on what to do. And he could have yelled nipple twister, I think that'd be worse.
AddyGaming 8
I lol'd.
ilikebikes7 3
Nice ****.