Work: Today, I found out that I don't have to work tomorrow. Normally...

By imahater07 - 28/01/2016 07:02 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I found out that I don't have to work tomorrow. Normally I would be thrilled to hear this, but not from the 6 o'clock news, doing a piece on my work's rat infestation and indefinite shut down. FML

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By NoSleep - 26/09/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I had my first day off in weeks. I was excited about getting to sleep in, until my boss called me at 6:30 in the morning to remind me I didn't have to come into work. Thanks. FML

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By Andrew Dutch Beebe - 25/08/2019 20:00

Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 08:38 - United States

Today, I found out I'm getting laid off. However, they're keeping my coworker who rarely shows up and sleeps all the time when he's there. FML

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By Masonlee89 - 21/11/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, it was supposed to be payday. Instead, it was the day I found out that, for two weeks, I have been volunteering for Habitat for Humanity, and am not actually employed by a construction company. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2021 08:01

Today, I was let go from my job for not being able to come into work early. FML

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By Pizzaguy - 02/08/2012 16:22 - United States - Dundee

Today, I got a call from my manager saying that I won't need to work this weekend. Too bad I already cancelled a family vacation because he threatened to fire me if I didn't work this weekend. FML

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By Tired - 12/01/2015 14:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I showed up to work at 6am, only to find out the schedule was changed. I wasn't actually supposed to be there until 9:15. My boss never told me this. I didn't get to go home either, he just said "Oh well. Get to work." FML

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By extrashiftwhoo - 04/11/2016 13:59 - Australia - Preston

Today, I really didn't want to go to work. Still, I showed up for work early on the busiest night of the week and stayed back until past 10 p.m. Exhausted, I went to sign off the roster when I realised that, in fact, I was not rostered on for today at all. I'm on tomorrow, though. FML

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Taking the mickey

By Anonymous - 23/06/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, exactly 19 seconds after I logged on, my boss Zoom-called me to let me know 3 people are out sick, probably until Monday, so if I wouldn’t mind doing their work as well so we don’t fall behind, within working hours, no overtime available. He wasn’t happy when I told him no. FML

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By MBrabs1996 - 19/12/2018 05:00

Today, despite the schedule saying I was off, I found out I’m supposed to be working because my boss changed the schedule without my knowledge. FML

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WittyMoron 22

Thursday 28 January 2016 16:52

Do you work in extermination?

GoldenOP 15

Thursday 28 January 2016 16:53

Sucks to hear OP, Goodluck in findnig another job.

Comments

XXFMLXXQUEENXX 29

Thursday 28 January 2016 16:50

You should probably look for a new job...

SpyroMello 29

Thursday 28 January 2016 19:36

Really? Wow, thanks captain obvious!

CheekyRaccoon 27

Thursday 28 January 2016 19:39

Or OP could round up the rats and somehow train them to make food, the restaurant would be called little critters.

Khaleesi_D 9

Thursday 28 January 2016 20:05

Critter fritter, the new dine in dinner game! Did a critter make you meal? Is it a critter? No one knows! Call know for reservations.

SubparAtBest 23

Thursday 28 January 2016 23:42

take up the name of your recently deceased father and just call it Ratatouille

Alup132 22

Friday 29 January 2016 0:27

Ratatouille!

LalapaloozaChick 14

Thursday 28 January 2016 16:51

did you know about the rats before this happened?

WittyMoron 22

Thursday 28 January 2016 16:52

Do you work in extermination?

Zelphoric 25

Thursday 28 January 2016 18:24

It would be pretty ironic if the exterminator's building was infested with rats, haha.

Brandi_Faith 33

Thursday 28 January 2016 20:26

I'm just hoping it wasn't some type of restaurant. Cause that would be really disgusting!

GoldenOP 15

Thursday 28 January 2016 16:53

Sucks to hear OP, Goodluck in findnig another job.

gamermonster 34

Thursday 28 January 2016 18:10

Do you have big fongers?

NickD6 14

Thursday 28 January 2016 18:36

Why you trying to a find a nig? That's racist!

brainymes 30

Thursday 28 January 2016 16:53

I'm sorry you had to find out in that way OP! Good luck finding someplace new, hopefully one with no rats this time around, haha!

Welshite 39

Thursday 28 January 2016 16:56

So those weren't chocolate chips in the cookies?!

firefighter925 18

Thursday 28 January 2016 18:29

Should of known those weren't chocolate fruity pebbles....

ThreeSheets 14

Thursday 28 January 2016 19:41

Um, they are the chocolate jimmies that you sprinkle on your ice cream. Flies are responsible for chocolate chips and raisins in cookies. Just an FYI :-)