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By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 13:36 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML

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Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML

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By nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

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Poor little guy

By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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By prevostsrocklike - 11/05/2009 12:38 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the shit out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

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By littlespoon - 04/02/2010 08:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML

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morgan020 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:41

wouldn't he be your fiancé?

kristenlee 3

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:37

well if you still need a theme, i think frankenstein would have the most badass wedding EVER. obviously you need more optimism.

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arielsais 0

Friday 20 November 2009 23:46

stop being so narcissistic. you have a cute kitten (who was probably scared from being stuck in that box) and you're the bride so no matter what you look like you're still gonna be the belle of the ball. :)

lolingz 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 0:36

To be fair, Elizabeth isn't ever described as being unattractive.

stpanimalcrulety 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 3:50

thanks op you just made my day..lolz

meanxgf 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 7:39

Frankenstien isn't the monster smarts he is the doctor that created it

SpasticTurnip 4

Saturday 21 November 2009 12:28

Shouldn't he be your fiancé then ? It should've happened to him, He was the asshole who put a cat in a box :3

keilah 4

Saturday 21 November 2009 20:38

Animals aren't great presents. Even if you know the person likes that kind of animal in particular, all cats aren't interchangeable, it's best to meet an animal before you buy it to make sure it's not an instant mutual hate situation. An alternative would be to, as a present, take you to the place that's selling the kittens and let you choose one.