By twoheadedboy - 06/05/2009 20:46 - Canada

Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 501
You deserved it 4 995

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I think the story on how you got industrial toilet cleaner in your eyes would make a better FML ;)

"raging fire party"!!!! i... i think i love you.

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what, 3 seconds before i cant believe it. i've never been first in my life. FML second :[

wow, the same thing happened to me today, but wish shampooo

Ouch... I hit my head a lot so I feel you lol

#2: It's ok, you'll get your chance, this is my first First lol =]

ouch, dude. that's really beat. FYL. :(

I think the story on how you got industrial toilet cleaner in your eyes would make a better FML ;)

"raging fire party"!!!! i... i think i love you.

"raging fire party"!!!! i... i think i love you.