FML : Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll,...

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Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By twoheadedboy - / Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:46 / Canada

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By Kamazar | 0

#175707 - Thursday 7 May 2009 2:38

I think the story on how you got industrial toilet cleaner in your eyes would make a better FML ;)

By mf_fml | 0

#175722 - Thursday 7 May 2009 2:41

"raging fire party"!!!!
i... i think i love you.

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By Blimy | 0

#175655 - Thursday 7 May 2009 2:31

First =]

By xXnocturneXx | 0

#175663 - Thursday 7 May 2009 2:32

what, 3 seconds before i cant believe it. i've never been first in my life. FML

second :[

By grlwitperlEring | 0

#175679 - Thursday 7 May 2009 2:34

ouch...

By rheg16 | 0

#175681 - Thursday 7 May 2009 2:34

wow, the same thing happened to me today, but wish shampooo

By grlwitperlEring | 0

#175682 - Thursday 7 May 2009 2:34

Ouch...
I hit my head a lot
so I feel you lol

By Blimy | 0

#175687 - Thursday 7 May 2009 2:35

#2: It's ok, you'll get your chance, this is my first First lol =]

By fretforyerlatte | 0

#175706 - Thursday 7 May 2009 2:38

ouch, dude. that's really beat. FYL. :(

By Kamazar | 0

#175707 - Thursday 7 May 2009 2:38

I think the story on how you got industrial toilet cleaner in your eyes would make a better FML ;)

By mf_fml | 0

#175722 - Thursday 7 May 2009 2:41

"raging fire party"!!!!
i... i think i love you.

By mf_fml | 0

#175731 - Thursday 7 May 2009 2:43

"raging fire party"!!!!
i... i think i love you.

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