Miscellaneous: Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the... - FML

By twoheadedboy - 06/05/2009 20:46 - Canada

Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML

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Thursday 7 May 2009 2:38

I think the story on how you got industrial toilet cleaner in your eyes would make a better FML ;)

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Thursday 7 May 2009 2:41

"raging fire party"!!!! i... i think i love you.

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Blimy 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:31

First =]

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Thursday 7 May 2009 2:32

what, 3 seconds before i cant believe it. i've never been first in my life. FML second :[

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Thursday 7 May 2009 2:34

ouch...

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Thursday 7 May 2009 2:34

wow, the same thing happened to me today, but wish shampooo

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Thursday 7 May 2009 2:34

Ouch... I hit my head a lot so I feel you lol

Blimy 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:35

#2: It's ok, you'll get your chance, this is my first First lol =]

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Thursday 7 May 2009 2:38

ouch, dude. that's really beat. FYL. :(

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Thursday 7 May 2009 2:38

I think the story on how you got industrial toilet cleaner in your eyes would make a better FML ;)

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Thursday 7 May 2009 2:41

"raging fire party"!!!! i... i think i love you.

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Thursday 7 May 2009 2:43

"raging fire party"!!!! i... i think i love you.

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