In Soviet Russia, pussy gets you. In Soviet Russia, iPod touch you.

In Soviet Russia, these jokes make no fucking sense:)

your cat is a pussy...

TOTALLY agree with 1. This is just another reason why cats fucking SUCK!

38- Or have had a bad experience with one as a child.

Oh and by the way, you just got peed on a little bit right? How is this an FML you're posting for yourself? It seems like your boyfriend got his shit fuuucked up. Now, in typical woman fashion, you're trying to get all the attention from it. Psssh hahahah!!!!!

Cats are awesome! Some cats are just more grumpy than others... those ones will scratch your eyes out.

44, she got peed on, does that count as a FML?

I hate cats...

this site ain't for 11 year olds!

amen cats suck

70- getting peed on by a cat is no big deal, just take a shower and change clothes, this is a F His L because one single scratch from a cat usually stings and bleeds badly, but his arm entirely scratched and a bad bite hurts and bleeds

Yeah 38, 40 is right. I tried to help a sick cat and it attacked me. Then another time, I tried to simply pet a cat at a friends house, I let it sniff my hand first and everything, and it still attacked me. Meanwhile, I have always gotten along with dogs. Cats suck.

agree with #1... should've gotten a dog. a small one even if you don't like big dogs. cats are uglier, disloyal, & useless. cats are for pussies (no pun intended). they have no protective instincts either... plus, I'm allergic.

98 - Strangely, my cat is more affectionate towards me than my dog. It happens.

Or have a dog

hahaha, first poster said my first thoughts! obviously a lot of cat lovers on here.

Bite that pussy back ;P

Or like the Ying-Yang twins say "Beat that pussy up, Beat that pussy up" lol

Here's an idea: Stop giving the cat acid.

I hope OP's BF likes his pussies frisky.

OP 1 thing i wanna say. how is this an FML for YOU! the cat peed on you and thats it, yet your BF got his arm shredded? HE'S the one who's life i fucked up write now

Pussy doesnt like having meds injected into her... sometimes you just have to force it in threw the mouth

[email protected],19 and 61!!XD

I'd honestly kill that cat :)

Who's Tooth?

That was my initial thought, too. It gives a pretty disturbing mental picture.

I hate cats. they are a disgrace of this earth

or else the cat will get them!

Cat piss STANKS.

jump in the litter box!

36- it actually doesn't I've had one cat since I was five, and I have two others, it smells like nothing really, it just might little sticky

you musta had some awesome cat, my cats piss EVERYWHERE and it leaves this stench of feted ammonia that is very unappetizing in the dining room...

Ya 91 your cat sounds awesome, when my cat pisses it stinks bad!!!

then maybe its just my 3 cats, but all my friends or family with cats say the same so maybe my area has a mutant alien cat invasion :o

Well if the cat peed on the cut her arm could get infected so she might have more damage done to her.

her arm wasn't scratched the boyfriend's arm was

k no cat piss is RANK you obviosly can't smell or somfink.

that's what happens when I take medicine too.

CATS ARE THE DEVIL!!!! 

Why the heck do you have a gun pointed at Hamtaro? I thought you said cats were evil. WHICH THEY AREN'T!

114, that's a mouse..... this is a cat

I think it looks like a Hamster.

I was thinking about how hard the cat must've bitten the boyfriend to break his own tooth. Scarring for sure.

well the boyfriend prolly flexed so the cat broke his tooth

My cousin had a cat that was so afraid of people, whenever a stranger came near it, it would start eating at it's own stomach to try to kill itself. So gross... It had to constantly wear a cone around it's face.

it might be retarded?

#50 LOL

#50 poor baby D': Did something scarring happen to the cat to cause that kind of reaction to strangers?

agreed

I like those

the damn cat deserved the acid if he's gonna attack people like that

ur pretty