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By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 13:36 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML

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Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML

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By Noname - 10/03/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML

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By birdguts - 31/01/2011 02:34 - United Kingdom

Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML

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Curled out

By lashless - 22/05/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML

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By in love with an idiot - 20/11/2016 11:47 - Angola - Luanda

Today, my soon-to-be husband showed up with an animal print suit at our engagement ceremony. FML

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By purrfect :/ - 07/07/2016 22:34

Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML

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By nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

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Poor little guy

By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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By prevostsrocklike - 11/05/2009 12:38 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the shit out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

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By littlespoon - 04/02/2010 08:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML

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morgan020 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:41

wouldn't he be your fiancé?

kristenlee 3

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:37

well if you still need a theme, i think frankenstein would have the most badass wedding EVER. obviously you need more optimism.

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smellygoat12 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 7:17

But cats are so cute!!! I'm sure it was worth it later on, and you'll have something to laugh about in the future.

peace143bean 0

Monday 25 January 2010 4:25

what ru gonna do? I wish u luck

maddmadd 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 2:10

shouldn't it be ur fiancé not ur bf??

Tequila_Hilton 3

Thursday 29 July 2010 19:37

bride of Frankie? hey on the bright side if you like the 50's life, you have your looks((:

Felfire 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 11:34

why the hell would you stick a cute little kitten in a box!

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 26 October 2010 20:39

Makeup lots of makeup

ridder215 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:23

I wonder how your boyfriend looks then..

blooglekoogle 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 9:33

I think you mean Frankenstein's monsters bride. frankenstein isn't actually the monster

quicheme45 0

Friday 18 March 2011 0:47

Best. Wedding. Ever.

happyfruit101 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 23:33

my aunt got hit with a shovel the day before the wedding and had a black eye but just a little foundation fixed it up.

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Curled out

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